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My pal

Anonymous - 06/09/2011 01:03 - United States

Today, I went to visit my alcoholic father. He remembered to ask me how my dog Reggie is, but could not remember the name of "my pal." My "pal" is also my wife of four years. FML

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Johndoe - 30/10/2021 20:00

Today, my dad called my by the family dog's name, and stared at me blankly as if struggling to remember my name when I was annoyed. FML

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ItGirl - 09/11/2014 02:36 - Sweden - Eskilstuna

Today, my dad got so drunk that he forgot my name. He started calling me "It". FML

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Great, just great

Mills - 18/01/2010 11:49 - United States

Today, my estranged, alcoholic father decided to tell me I have a sister. After 30 minutes of him describing how beautiful she is, how much we look alike, and how she has lived one town away from me her entire life, I was excited to the point of tears. Too bad she died a year ago. Thanks dad. FML

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Forgotten - 06/09/2009 07:26 - United States

Today, I decided to visit my dad. I haven't seen him in a while so I wanted to give him another chance to be an actual dad to me. Apparently, getting drunk and getting it on with his girlfriend while I was there was more important than spending time with his daughter, who he hasn't seen in almost a year. FML

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Anonymous - 15/05/2015 23:55 - United States

Today, I came home to find my dad drinking. Trying to be cheerful, I greeted him with a "Hi, dad!" He sighed, shook his head, and said "It hurts me when you call me that." FML

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What the…?

Anonymous - 05/02/2024 05:00

Today, my dad showed up at my house and offered to take me to my favorite restaurant. He drove me to an Alcoholics Anonymous meeting. He believes I only had my daughter, who I love with all my heart, because I drunkenly hooked up with a girl. FML

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This is fine

Anonymous - 07/08/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, I found out that my father, who very recently lost his wife, decided that drunkenly hitting on my long-time boyfriend's mom was a good idea. FML

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Sadfaic - 23/01/2012 02:59 - United States

Today, my long lost father came to visit me. He got drunk, then tried to beat me up. My neighbor called the police, and as soon as they got there, my father yelled, "Help! This man tried to stab me!" The sad part is, they believed him. FML

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Cecilly2010 - 28/04/2011 15:53

Today, my drunk dad started yelling at my dog for not having a job. FML

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They tried to make me go to rehab…

anon - 30/06/2016 17:33 - United Kingdom - Aberdeen

Today, my father got out of rehab for his alcoholism. This would be great if he hadn't started drinking the moment he got home. FML

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ZingZilla 8

Tuesday 6 September 2011 8:30

could have been worse. could have referenced your wife to the dog instead.

Doortje 29

Tuesday 6 September 2011 8:38

Get your dad some help, instead of bitching about it on FML.

KushMastaDisasta 3

Tuesday 6 September 2011 22:37

Clearly anyone who says OP deserves it because they didn't help the father, doesn't know shit about living with an alcoholic.

shamille 5

Wednesday 7 September 2011 1:14

How long have you had the dog?

Calyx_fml 21

Wednesday 7 September 2011 1:18

He thinks you're gay.

budster1993 2

Wednesday 7 September 2011 1:21

He asked you how your bitch was What's so hard about that?

badactor009 0

Wednesday 7 September 2011 2:47

Look, boozers are selfish pricks that only care about themselves and more booze or dope. It is that simple. Got it?

nite66 21

Wednesday 7 September 2011 5:59

So a dog really is a MAN's best friend lol

PinkFun1969 9

Wednesday 7 September 2011 7:14

oh don't feel so bad I have 6 kids I can never keep there names straight ;-)

summerdontgo 0

Wednesday 7 September 2011 8:09

At least you r not by yourself. You have your wife. :)

death779 4

Monday 12 September 2011 3:08

so how is Reggie?

kbautz 0

Saturday 18 February 2012 17:03

my dog's name is reggie too!

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