MY EYES

bleach bleach bleach - 22/12/2013 17:22 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, it's been a little over a month since my dad started taking yoga lessons. We always joked around behind his back that he was just doing it so he could get flexible enough to suck himself off. Well, that joke was confirmed as reality when I walked in on him trying just that. FML
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animalxcrackers 20

well, it's called self-meditation for a reason, i guess.

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DocBastard 38

For all you women out there, EVERY guy has tried this at least once. And any guy who denies trying it is lying his ass off.

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Omfgitsmia 15

What an eyesore lol

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DocBastard 38

For all you women out there, EVERY guy has tried this at least once. And any guy who denies trying it is lying his ass off.

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linebacker30 6

Let me tell u y that's bulls*#*. Most guys aren't that flexible, no offense to those who r, but if any guy does that then he is either A: insane B: gay ( I have no problem with gays, everyone makes their own choices) C or extremely curious. Although y they'd be curious about that is beyond me

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thecman25 14

Not Every guy has tried this.

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steve26113 7

That must have been a "wtf are you doing" moment and him trying to explain himself..

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stiansr 8

At least he's got a goal for his life.

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kayray11 14

Lol why would you make that joke about your dad

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Bunny21 11

Seems like your dad is highly independent lmao

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Edumcg 24

Maybe he was trying to eat a Froot Loop that was inside his belly button? you never know.

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cathrope 10

You deserve both YDI AND YLS. You derserve it for giving him the idea, and your life sucks for catching him sucking himself off.

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SilverInGray 25

"Behind his back"

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