Morning pick-me-up

Anonymous - 30/01/2011 05:05 - United States

Today, upon waking up, I took a sip on what I thought was a cup of water on my nightstand. I quickly discovered it was my roommate's cup of used mouthwash which she was too lazy to throw out the night before. FML
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why did your roomate leave it on your nightstand?

That's bad however there could have been far worse things in that cup.

Say your gonna get him a glass of water and **** in it.

why did your roomate leave it on your nightstand?

cobras40 0

lol well the bacteria in ur mouth and throat are gone but u get his STDs

perdix 29

I've heard "Two Girls, One Cup" was one of the filthiest videos on Teh Interwebz, but I couldn't imagine it would be this disturbingly disgusting!

robc32ca 4

you didn't put the cup there... do you always take drinks out of cups left laying around?

darrelldrew 0

why is your roomys cup in your room?

Why do you have such a slutty profile picture? It's sad, really. Also, "why is your roomies cup in your room?" You kind of answered your own question there, eh?

LoonyPheebs 0

First of all: You're mean. Secondly: Contrary to your beliefs, not all roommates share a one-room flat. College/university roommates do, but I think that darrelldrew thinks that the two people in this FML are sharing a flat with more than one room. Not a college dorm room.

heroesgleealias 0

haha I love how she removed the picture!

First of all: I might be, but if you'd seen the picture you'd know that I was allowed to. Secondly: that would be called a housemate or a flatmate. It's pretty obvious that the people in this FML do indeed share a room.

LoonyPheebs 0

Still, speaking out about people in that way is just mean; or maybe I've just been raised to think making people feel bad isn't a good thing. if you wamt to voice your opinion, attempt to be nicer about it. Indeed, but roommate is generally accepted as a flatmate as well; ever watched FRIENDS? It is obvious that this is a dorm roommate, but not all peopme see what's right in front of them.

It was a picture of her touching herself. I still think saying that it was slutty and sad was in order. But you're right, not all people see what's in front of them.

LoonyPheebs 0

Ah, in that case I see your point. That's utterly disgusting; you could've stopped at slutty, though. Although I admit that would've been both slutty and sad.

why did your roommate use mouthwash by your bed? makes no sense

sweetonsno 1

If that's the case, this wouldn't be an FML, would it?

Soccergurl6 0

I agree... I would do the same

wtfsnickers 1