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Anonymous - 10/02/2010 00:56 - United States

Today, I was about to have sex with my boyfriend when he reminded me that I needed to cut my toe nails. FML

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anon - 06/05/2015 12:50 - United States - Lawrence

Today, I finally reached the point where it became necessary to give my boyfriend an ultimatum: either clip your toenails, or we aren't having sex. FML

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wtf - 30/01/2015 09:00 - United States - Dearborn

Today, I walked into my bedroom to find my boyfriend clipping his toe nails into my pillow case. FML

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Anonymous - 11/06/2009 13:24 - Australia

Today, I was about to go and take a shower when I saw a pair of scissors taped to the door at eye level with a note from my boyfriend saying "Time to trim that hairy thang down under." FML

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Anonymous - 14/07/2011 16:52 - United States

Today, my boyfriend fingered me. He never cuts his nails. It felt like I was getting intimate with Wolverine. FML

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Anonymous - - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me how he used to collect little things when he was younger. He then decided to tell me about his current big toe nail collection. FML

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Sensitive snowflake

onepussytwopussy - 07/03/2014 19:47 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time, and I tried to be sexy by raking my nails down his back. I guess I did it a little too hard, because he shrieked in pain, leapt off me, and limped around the room cursing and whimpering. Mood ruined. FML

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only my life - 22/04/2014 22:21 - United States - Concord

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, and he was moaning a lot. My ego was quickly crushed, though, when I found out they were moans of pain due to a foot cramp. We had to stop so I could rub his foot better. FML

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anon - 21/12/2013 14:13 - United States - Lehigh Acres

Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. I guess she got bored because she started looking at her nails. FML

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C0r1nn3 - 07/06/2012 04:02 - United States - Santa Clara

Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend in bed after a round of amazing sex. He decided it would be a great time to stick his finger up my nose. FML

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smellyfeet - 01/06/2010 16:19 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend and I decided it was finally time for both of us to have sex with each other. He kept his shoes on the whole time because he thought he had smelly feet. FML

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heeheehoo 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 9:19

YDI for not being hygenic.

gh3tt0cak3s 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 9:23

lol moment ruiner :P

Frank155 5

Thursday 11 February 2010 0:31

You ******* deserve it you ******* *****

marie93uso 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 15:56

then cut your toe nails...what's the problem?

marie93uso 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 15:58

it's not like you were in the middle while he told you this..

taddy10 3

Thursday 11 February 2010 22:31

did u cut ur toenails?

Skankkk 0

Friday 19 February 2010 18:32

Ewwww! i hate feet. Ahaha

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Saturday 12 June 2010 22:00

well stop being gross & he will just have sex w you.

klutzycleo 5

Friday 10 September 2010 17:31

Why can't people just keep their freaking toenails trimmed O_O It's basic hygiene!

NoOneCaresXD 0

Wednesday 13 July 2011 4:07

aren't you suppose to cut everything? lolol

sceptic 1

Sunday 15 January 2012 4:11

A normal girl wouldn't need a reminder...

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Tuesday 20 November 2012 9:41

time for a pedi and a dose of extra self esteem. that was a painful blow. ydi though

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