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failed_catgirl - 19/10/2010 23:24 - Canada

Today, for my boyfriend's 19th birthday, I decided to dress up as a sexy cat girl for him, complete with ears, tail, matching sexy underwear, collar and leash. He wouldn't stop laughing. FML

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Nosexytime - 14/01/2010 15:56 - United States

Today, for my boyfriend's 21st birthday, I wore sexy lingerie, put on a naughty librarian outfit, and did a strip tease for him. He just laughed. FML

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Anonymous - 04/11/2009 13:53 - Australia

Today, I decided to dress up sexy for my boyfriend. I put on cute undies and a corset because they made the most of my assets. The first thing my boyfriend said was, "The colours don't match." FML

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perfectmoment - 10/10/2009 22:22 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend called me and told me he wanted me to stay the night. I decided to wear my sexiest outfit for him so I put on my kinky nurse outfit and drove over to his house. I let myself in his front door, to which I found 40 of my closest friends staring at me for my surprise birthday party. FML

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Noname - 23/02/2009 01:32 - United States

Today, for my birthday my boyfriend bought me a sexy outfit to wear for him. At the bottom of the bag was a razor. FML

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DuChaillu - 27/01/2010 07:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided to perform a strip tease for me. As he was stripping out of his clothes, he took his shirt and then pants off first. He was wearing zebra striped knee high socks and underwear. I burst out laughing. He left. FML

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kjdhfakjs - 20/05/2010 18:32 - United States

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, he started pretending he was a dog. This included barking, licking my face, and scratching his ears. FML

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vishuzzbabe77 - 22/08/2011 06:04 - United States

Today, I bought a Halloween costume for my cat. FML

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HaedLei - 26/11/2013 12:17 - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend has a fetish for cats. I think I'm going to have to meow before we do anything together. FML

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Dezzy - 03/11/2014 19:06 - United States - Springfield

Today, I decided to give my boyfriend a surprise striptease. After I turned around, I heard him murmur "Oh, wow." I turned back around, only to find him watching a gif of a cat falling into snow in slow motion. FML

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"BunnysKitty" - 15/09/2017 23:15

Today, per my boyfriend's request, I bought some lingerie. He got so excited when he saw me, he ripped it off me right away. After we were done he used it to clean up. I essentially bought a $40 cum rag. FML

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rileykins 0

Wednesday 20 October 2010 9:10

a leash? who walks their cat?

Zitho 0

Wednesday 20 October 2010 9:07

I would have enjoyed that. A lot. :)

winzygirl 0

Tuesday 28 December 2010 18:22

That sucks. Especially that he laughed, you were trying to do him a 'favor'

NeOnBluRrYyRaiiN 0

Sunday 2 January 2011 3:35

same I would of enjoyed it to xD

Karnezar 2

Friday 7 January 2011 21:27

I would've laughed too, only because my girlfriends name is Kat.

luluk854ever 0

Thursday 20 January 2011 18:10

too bad that's not sexy at all

jkbrowns12 0

Thursday 10 February 2011 21:39

I hit my head on my desk laughing at this... I feel sorry for both of you.

RawrBunneh 0

Saturday 12 February 2011 18:13

hahahahahaa, just have sex, why dress up?

ollie179 21

Tuesday 15 February 2011 8:50

shit costume

lhgurlz 5

Thursday 17 March 2011 23:20

haha lol a cat is sexy??

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Monday 18 April 2011 18:25

Hot.

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Saturday 21 May 2011 7:38

my bf would have torn that off then things not to be mentioned on fml would happen followed by a long nap and cuddling :D lucky today is my bday ;3

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Today, at lifeguard class, I played a victim while my peers strapped me to the backboard in the water. When I was strapped down, I got wood in a wet swimsuit. My hands were strapped down so I could do nothing to hide it. FML

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