Animals Meat is murder - FML

Meat is murder

lanbon182 - 10/04/2009 05:11 - United States

Today, my fiancé's parents visited. I keep chickens for their eggs, and his parents own a farm, so we had a connection. They told us to leave the house while they cooked us dinner. When we returned, we faced two steaming plates of chicken. My chickens. They had names. FML

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Anonymous - 18/11/2022 22:00 - Australia

Today, while I was staying at a farm for a few nights, I got really connected to a chicken I met. It was so tame and really cuddly. I legit loved it so much. Later on, we had chicken for dinner. It was the same chicken. He also had a name. FML

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xXangelaXx - 21/08/2011 18:23 - United States

Today, my beloved pet chicken ran away from home. I got so distraught that my dad offered to buy me dinner. Specifically, KFC. FML

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negin - 22/03/2011 07:23

Today, my neighbors got a rooster. FML

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Anonymous - 24/11/2011 10:35 - United Kingdom

Today, I got trapped in an elevator with a chicken. FML

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isoheartcaitlin - 25/08/2009 03:34 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling after getting it on a few times. He holds my face in his hands, looks deep into my eyes and says "I smell chicken." FML

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BrisbaneCoop - 04/04/2011 17:13 - Australia

Today, my fiancé and I visited his family for dinner. The entire time I was there, his mother and sister had an in depth conversation about how attractive his ex girlfriends were and how they got along with them so well. FML

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perfectman - 12/06/2012 10:34 - Australia - Sydney

Today, it was my first time meeting my fiancé's parents. My future mother-in-law had cooked steak, hearing it was my favourite food. I somehow managed to bite my tongue, and then blurt out "Fuck!" just after she asked me how it was. FML

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Practice makes perfect sense

Anonymous - 06/08/2024 22:00 - Australia

Today, I practiced my wedding vows in front of the mirror we have in the hallway. When I was done, I heard clapping from my living room. Turns out my fiancé’s parents had come over early for dinner and had heard everything. FML

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justpeachy - 08/03/2010 20:27 - United States

Today, I was invited by my boyfriend's parents for dinner at their house. The dinner went well I thought, until I was getting ready to leave. Before I could make it out the front door, I could hear them discussing their disappointment that their son would ever consider someone like me. FML

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RIPJarJar - 20/10/2017 22:18

Today, my husband gave our three-year-old son a lesson on life and death. He did this by slaughtering our pet chicken for dinner in front of him. My son has been crying for hours. FML

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Spider_fml 9

Friday 10 April 2009 12:09

Awwwwww, that's so sad!!! Like they served you the family dog... So, did you tell them, or did you try to 'man up'?

Eponine_fml 0

Friday 10 April 2009 12:19

That sucks bad! I would have burst out crying right in front of their eyes... I can't believe people are clicking YDI =/

SparksLikeFlint 2

Monday 4 January 2010 7:32

Omg, how horrible.

SparksLikeFlint 2

Monday 4 January 2010 22:27

Omg, how horrible.

FJT 0

Wednesday 6 January 2010 7:20

WTF why would they think it's ok to kill your chickens without asking!?! i hope you went right off!!

Angejolie 0

Sunday 10 January 2010 10:32

real vegetarians don't eat eggs! eggs are the source of life!

chinCHILLaOUT 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 2:10

REAL people learn to spell. Eggs have the potential to become life, but they are not life. Now **** off.

tdawgheath 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 2:50

Your life is f'd, you're stupid enough to be a vegan.

Batie_fml 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 22:37

awh):

Compass 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 18:50

The ****? I don't go to people's homes, kill their edible animal(s), and prepare it/them for dinner. Not without asking them first :P

sorcerersinger 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 2:14

Mexican also name their chickens. names like Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday.....

LOL_7052 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 16:10

*looks shocked* my uncle raises chickens, so I've seen one butchered before. All that miserable squeaking (if you'd call it that)

JamesM9794 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 21:41

grow some balls and eat meat

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