Weird and Work: Masterclass

Masterclass

By annoym - this FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I spent my day creating a new type of laugh, and performing it in my head. FML

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jcbinglis 7

Tuesday 24 July 2012 8:41

There are worse ways to spend your day

GRgoldfish 19

Monday 25 February 2013 16:23

3 words, 'get a girlfriend'. best of luck op :)

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Wednesday 25 September 2013 1:07

my friends and I do that often!

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