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By fmlTGOD - this FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I have a "drinking problem". She says I don't drink enough. FML
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CinderellaC 4

you should consult my therapist, Dr. Jack Daniel

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closeknitfamily 8

count yourself lucky then, she must be well on her way to being an alcoholic

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taurusxdee 10

Who the **** are you dating, Kesha?!

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ltsune 3

If she says that she isn't a keeper anyway!

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Jayden933 0

sounds like a dumbass

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jake53 0

Watch beerfest with her then break out the beer pong table

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TrollinYourMom14 3

Well then drink up! Y'know, you're a pretty boring dude when you're sober, Dad... and I want a new mommy >:(

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romanianboi 0

forget it shes an hj hoe bro

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prttyinpink 0

the first thing I thought was she has to be blonde Haha ;)

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