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Anonymous - 14/11/2010 07:36 - Reserved

Today, my parents asked me if I had a nice time with my girlfriend at the amusement park I took her to yesterday. She was pretty freaked out by some of the rides so without thinking I said, "Yeah, but she sure is a screamer." My parents then exchange a look and say, "Oh trust us, we know." FML

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Dreadge - 15/01/2010 19:37 - Israel

Today, I went to an amusement park with my family. A couple of cute girls started talking to me, telling me how much they liked my dreads. Seeing this, my mother stepped up next to me, patted me on the shoulder, and said, "This here is my little baby, treat him nicely!" Thanks, Mom. FML

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Thanks, Dad

not picking up - 20/03/2015 17:50 - Slovenia - Zelimlje

Today, I took my girlfriend to meet my parents. My dad thought it'd be hilarious to act surprised and ask me if I'd already dumped the girlfriend I introduced him to yesterday. She slapped me and stormed out of the house before my dad could tell her it was a joke. FML

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Anonymous - 27/04/2009 05:35 - United States

Today, my girlfriend met my parents for the first time. The first thing my mom said to my girlfriend was, "Honey, are you ok? You look like you got hives." FML

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anon - 16/03/2015 04:10 - Canada - Mississauga

Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. I thought everything went well, until I got a text from him later saying, "Come on mom, she isn't THAT bad." FML

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bob7654 - 11/11/2016 02:44 - United States - Arlington

Today, my parents asked me if my girlfriend of two years and I wanted to go see a musical with them. I haven't told them that she broke up with me the day after she met them. FML

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Hiya!

mal - 08/05/2012 20:46 - United Kingdom - Chelmsford

Today, I brought my girlfriend home while my parents were at work, and things got a little heated. We lost track of time, because the next thing we knew, my dad burst into the living room. He doubled over laughing and asked how much I paid her. FML

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Yikes!

Anonymous - 31/08/2010 05:21 - United States

Today, I talked to my boyfriend's dad for the first time. One of the first things that he said to me was, "So, I hear you're a screamer." FML

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biblepain - 28/03/2015 02:12 - United States - Tucson

Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. Within minutes, they said I needed to leave. Their reason? Apparently, I was mocking her dad's speech impediment. I also have one but they wouldn't believe me. FML

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Dad jokes!

Chels - 11/05/2011 05:17 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend came over to have dinner with my parents. They got quite drunk, and my mom shouted at him, "Have you had sex with my daughter?" As he was shaking his head, my dad said, "I have" in a really creepy voice, thinking it would be funny. It wasn't. FML

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Anonymous - 16/11/2013 00:10 - Australia - Ascot Vale

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents, despite my long-standing protests. Over the next hour, they asked her if she'd ever considered becoming a swinger, why not, if she'd ever consider it in future, and to keep them in mind if she does. FML

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brit8741 0

Sunday 14 November 2010 16:30

All is can say is... Bahahahahahahahah You made my morning (:

Mesocoollike 8

Sunday 14 November 2010 16:30

Haha, awesome!

mola_mola 3

Sunday 14 November 2010 22:24

best FML i've ever seen has to be said though you have pretty awesome parents i'd say there are no losers in this situation. you can have sex with your gf and your parents don't care :D

colby281 0

Sunday 14 November 2010 23:37

gross!!!!

InCrediFuqAmaZin 0

Monday 15 November 2010 1:26

Parent win! They successfully fulfilled their duty as a parent to make everything and anything awkward.

Gadomski87 2

Monday 15 November 2010 2:43

What #36 said

SoftballMorgann 0

Monday 15 November 2010 4:07

wow, that had to have been an odd moment..lol

samiboy9 0

Monday 15 November 2010 5:29

have you met stanly he's real nice

thedeepthinker 0

Monday 15 November 2010 6:40

I'm a screamer, i like tugging at my pair

vickieyeah 0

Monday 15 November 2010 8:10

thats what he said

wtfsnickers 1

Monday 15 November 2010 11:45

unless she has been joining your parents in a threesome

ImOutsideYourWin 0

Monday 15 November 2010 14:45

win.

cufaoil 11

Monday 15 November 2010 20:52

my thoughts exactly, 46, either that or thin walls...

lilybugie 0

Sunday 21 November 2010 5:23

ewwww not cool!

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Monday 15 November 2010 16:28

buy your parents ear plugs.....or just gag ur gf if it's really bothering you. but it doesn't really sound like it's bothering your parents, so I say bang away and let the little lady scream!