Work and Bullying: Just beat it

Just beat it

By Anonymous - 11/11/2024 02:00 - United States - West Des Moines

Today, my boss tried to knock down a tower of empty boxes next to me while yelling, "Beat it, nerd!" A box hit my face and knocked my glasses off. I got bullied by my boss. FML

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Monday 11 November 2024 12:13

you need to report that to HR, the sooner the better

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