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Out Ran - 16/02/2010 06:32 - United States

Today, while running, I sped up to show off for a cute female runner I'd seen before up ahead. I passed her and not more than a minute later she sprints past me. I couldn't catch up. She not only out ran me, but waited to tell me it was a "nice try." FML

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DMO - 07/07/2009 05:26 - United States

Today, I decided to get back into shape and go for a run. With a 1/4 mile left to run, I saw a hot chick a block ahead of me running. Trying to show off I ran hard and passed her stopping just outside my complex. I started to throw up right as she came past me because I had run so hard to pass her. FML

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slowrunner - 22/04/2009 13:20 - United States

Today, I was running the 100m sprint in a track meet. Me and another girl were tied for dead last. When we finished, she complained, "It's so embarrassing how slow I am today. I have shin splints. What happened to you?" I was actually running my hardest. FML

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luvs2spooge89 - 01/05/2013 14:27 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I went on a run. Going a decent pace, I passed a woman walking her dog. I joked, "C'mon! Keep up!" Thirty feet later I stepped in mud, rolled my ankle and fell. The woman walked by as I lay in agony, and told me to keep up. FML

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Anonymous - 16/06/2009 22:58 - United States

Today, while on my daily jog, I passed a very attractive girl. While passing her, she yelled "hey cutie". Trying to look cool, I tried turning around without stopping. I then fell off the curb and severely sprained my ankle. She caught up to help but was laughing the entire time. FML

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Anonymous - 17/01/2013 00:53 - United States - Wahiawa

Today, I went on a run with my crush. She expressed how happy she was to have a decent running partner, because the last one kept complaining he thought he might throw up. We got to the top of the hill and I puked right in front of her. FML

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Anonymous - 05/07/2013 16:13 - Netherlands

Today, a girl I met recently asked if I wanted to go jogging with her, and I excitedly agreed. A while into our run, I ran out of breath and doubled over panting, all while she kept jogging and slowly disappeared down the street. What a way to spend time together. FML

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Don't do this

Anonymous - 31/07/2024 22:00 - United States - Chicago

Today, I was at the gym trying to work up the courage to ask a girl out. She was on the treadmill, and I thought it would be cute to wave hello. Instead, she looked horrified and sped up, then slipped and fell off the treadmill. She thought I was mocking her, and now everyone at the gym hates me. FML

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Fluffy - 11/01/2012 12:51 - United States

Today, I had to run a timed mile. I'm terrible at running. During the run, I thought I was doing a good job. That is, until the teacher told me to stop because I was three laps behind everyone else. FML

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Anonymous - 25/06/2019 05:00

Today, I was running with two other women when a guy started tailing us in his car and catcalling. I quickly got fed up and gave him the finger. Turns out, he's the husband of one of the women I was running with. For the next half hour, I had to listen to her go on about how adorable he was. She totally saw what I did. FML

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FatRunner - 05/11/2009 07:41 - New Zealand

Today, while going for my daily run, a woman stopped me and said, "I think it's so great that people of your size are comfortable enough to run and show their bodies in public." FML

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ohnoesnotagain 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 12:05

Sounds to me like she's flirting ;P

MermaidSongXOXO 6

Tuesday 16 February 2010 12:08

YDI for showing off :] But, it sounds like she was flirting. *Insert witty comment here*

Sherlock_fml 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 18:29

1) FAIL 2) She was flirting...MORE FAIL

MadaZer0 8

Tuesday 16 February 2010 18:57

Welcome to Task Force 141.... Wait... I mean... Ah... Welcome to FML my pretty~ Im the king of this place... Yup I pretty much have no life ;D

KurouTenshi 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 19:30

:D she's a keeper!

xKazama_Blood 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 21:26

that's what you get for showing off. YDI

sosadrightnow 4

Tuesday 16 February 2010 21:44

It's true love. :) just wait

Howlingwolf 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 22:02

Yea she was definitly flirting yet u failed cuz u tryd too hard and lol I agree with sekococo:P

hudaheo 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 22:03

u should of thrown ur shoe at her

LolzRoyce23 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 22:09

And I ran. I ran all night and day.. Couldn't get away.. FYL YDI

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Tuesday 16 February 2010 22:15

1. Don't show off, if you need to show off then you won't get very far. 2. You deserve it for failing at being a failure.

The_Great_Zucchi 15

Tuesday 16 February 2010 22:34

I believe "p0wned" is the word you're looking for...

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