Miscellaneous: It wasn't me

It wasn't me

By Anonymous - 02/01/2026 06:00 - United States

Today, I was walking through the park eating fries. There was an old woman feeding a few pigeons. They didn't seem too interested, so I threw some fries down as I walked by to try and help her out. About two minutes later, I heard screaming. A huge group of pigeons were attacking the old woman. FML

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Tuesday 14 April 2009 20:12

"Today, I was at the park feeding pigeons like a normal homeless person. A young man walked by and threw some fries on the ground. I dashed for the fries, but then the birds fought with me for them. FML."

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Tuesday 14 April 2009 20:01

that's happened to me at the beach, but they were seagulls... and they attacked me x_x

Comments

xDarkDeathx 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 2:58

LMFAO

Maszula 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 23:40

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/fail-pidgeon-bites1.jpg =3

sk8mafia_fml 0

Friday 5 June 2009 4:29

Haha that sucks

cr1sis 0

Friday 19 June 2009 8:58

hahahaah

Bboy_DiSpirit 21

Saturday 27 June 2009 22:44

omg did u help her?

iFruit 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 16:09

I hope you saved her!

adamABNORMAL 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 13:40

Thats not an FML, because surley you MEANT that!!! hahaha! Thats brilliant, i wanna try it now! :P Yes, before you say it- i have no soul. i cant help that that image in my head cracks me up xD