Kids and Fat: It's a pillow soft for my neck

It's a pillow soft for my neck

By Anonymous - 19/08/2021 21:01 - United States - Battle Creek

Today, while tucking my toddler in bed and telling her I love her, she responded with, "And I love your bouncy castle belly!" I know I'm overweight, but I didn't think I was that fat. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Friday 20 August 2021 5:20

You could delude yourself that she meant a deflated bouncy castle.

Brightside86 30

Friday 20 August 2021 15:00

Got to love the unbridled honesty and cluelessness of children.

SquirrelRulingtheWorld 8

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Try not to take it too personally; my kid says the exact same thing and I have a BMI of 20.

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