It's a conspiracy!

Robyn - 05/01/2016 08:43 - Belgium - Stokkem

Today, the button on my husband's pants popped for the 4th time. I already used the strongest thread and buttons. He's obviously put on some weight around the stomach, but he won't listen to reason and still blames me for my sewing, which is making his pants "turn against him". FML
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Genius_Kitty 27

Tell him that his dick is too big and he needs new pants. He will believe you then.

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Wizardo 33

Tell Jabba the Gutt to stop eating like a Sarlacc, might help.

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sammiaaron 16

how dare you have such a negative influence on his pants. you monster!

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ThrottleJockey 35

The struggle is real for many of us. Especially after the holidays.

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black_worm 3

Buy him some new pants that fit and rip the tag off the old ones and use your sewing powers to sew the old tag on the new pants

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ViviMage 39

You don't want to reset the buttons on, the fabric is forcing it to pop. Buy a pants extender, which gives an extra inch

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smxiricky 23

buy him some new pants with a bigger size say it would look sexy on him and that you like the fact that it hides his ? o.O so it's a surprise

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kelizsaiz 4

I'd cut the starter seams in the crotch of his pants. that way when he bends sits squats they rip open. You can honestly claim only to have resewn the button. maybe then he'll get the idea to stop weight or buy bigger pants.

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clair_brodie 35

Tell him to go buy new pants or sew the damn thing on himself.

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