Weird, Coworkers, Awkward and Work: In case you haven’t noticed, I'm weird. I’m a weirdo. I don't fit in

In case you haven’t noticed, I'm weird. I’m a weirdo. I don't fit in

By Anonymous - this FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Conover

Today, a woman at work was complaining about her weight. She looked pretty thin, so to make her feel better I said that she looked small. She said, "Well, you haven't seen me naked." For some reason, I replied, "Not that you know of." FML

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loloalltheway 23

Monday 24 December 2012 16:14

"TELL ME I'M PRETTY"

ladylilly25 20

Monday 24 December 2012 16:13

That'll make her check where she changes! No more getting naked in front of an open window for her.

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gators1995 30

Tuesday 25 June 2013 5:48

Dude! You sound like a damn stalker!!!

ashleyylove3 22

Saturday 16 November 2013 19:22

How bad did it hurt when she slapped you across the face

Ilikepie82479 20

Friday 11 July 2014 5:00

Creepy level depends on if you're a boy or girl

Ferry043 8

Tuesday 27 October 2015 13:19

I totally recognise that! Sometimes I say something and then start thinking about what I said and I'm like "Why the f*ck did I say that??"

TooTall0231 9

Sunday 13 October 2019 0:14

That's something I could see myself accidentally doing

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Today, I had my first day in an acting class. Our assignment was to perform a dramatic monologue. I got super into it, threw myself into character, and dramatically fell to my knees to deliver a line. Unfortunately, my knees slipped, and I faceplanted into the floor in front of the entire class. FML

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Today, my boyfriend of six years came home wearing a ninja suit. When I asked why, he said "These are my breakup clothes. I'm breaking up with you." He then screamed, threw a plastic shuriken at me and ran away. It hit me in the breast. FML

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Today, my friends created a fake Facebook profile of a girl, and asked me to be in a relationship. Even my friends think I can't get a real girlfriend, and need a fake one to feel better. FML

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Today, my parents are furious and are refusing to let me see my kids. Why? They're raising my kids after I lost them to foster care and I stopped fighting for custody, and just announced my pregnancy with my new boyfriend. FML

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Today, I was speaking with my therapist about future romantic endeavors. I'm currently separating from my husband of three years. I feel it's unlikely I will ever date again, and I've developed a phobia of sex over the past year. It's so severe that I cannot even masturbate. Destined to die alone. FML

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Today, my mailman refused to deliver my mail for an undetermined amount of time, because my 8 year-old, arthritic dog, who can barely walk, "made him feel threatened." FML

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