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I think we're alone now

lopez - 16/12/2008 03:58 - France

Today, I needed to go to the toilet. Thinking that everyone had left work, I decided that, since I AM a Jedi, my penis ought to be my lightsaber. All of a sudden, I heard a familiar voice, saying, "At least someone's having fun…" It was my boss. FML

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Anonymous - 26/10/2024 17:00 - United States - Springfield

Today, at work, I was on the toilet for so long the motion lights turned off. I stood up, pants around my ankles and began waving my arms above the stall to get them to turn on again. At that exact moment, my boss walked in. FML

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NoPrivacy - 26/04/2012 10:44 - United States

Today, my boss overheard me singing, "I need a shit, I need a shit" on my way to the bathroom. FML

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We heard you

PeePee - 03/07/2009 19:19 - United States

Today, at work I had to use the bathroom. I asked my boss to watch my register and quickly walked into the bathroom. I squatted down and peed. A minute later I heard someone ask over our walkie talkie system who was using the bathroom. I had been pressing the intercom button while I peed. FML

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Dhagiik - 24/02/2017 18:00 - United States - Oak Park

Today, I walked into the bathroom at work, and in the stall next to me I could hear someone pleasuring himself. I decided to let my boss know what was going on, but it turns out that it was my boss in the stall next to me. FML

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Anonymous - 25/01/2011 02:33 - United States

Today, while at the urinal doing my business, my trousers fell all the way to the ground. As I bent down to pull them back up, my boss walked in the bathroom and thought I was mooning him. FML

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number2 - 18/10/2011 01:14 - United States

Today, while sitting on the toilet, my phone pocket dialed my boss's cell. He was in the next stall. He answered. FML

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Anonymous - 21/08/2012 17:39 - United States - Charlotte

Today, I walked into the restroom at work, only to find my boss stroking and playing with himself. I have my annual performance assessment with him in an hour. FML

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yuen - 16/06/2009 14:59 - Australia

Today, I went to take a shit and found my boss shaving in the toilet. While in the cubicle, he asked me about my work and the conversation lasted 15 minutes. I stayed in there even though I'd finished shitting after 5 minutes, during which 3 people heard my progress report while shitting next to me. FML

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BigMouth McRedface - 14/05/2010 02:11 - United States

Today, I was rushing to leave work and get home because I really had to use the bathroom. My phone rang and I thought it was my husband, so I answered by saying, "I really have to poop." Yep, not my husband. It was one of my employees, who has the same name. FML

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not telling you my name - 07/08/2015 15:16 - United States - Elkhart

Today, I went to take a dump at work. The silence in the room was deafening, and I ended up singing to myself. After I proudly finished, there was a short silence, followed by a coworker in the next stall saying, "Um... don't quit the day job, Rick." I'll never live this down. FML

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Lifedoutcobra 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 10:20

Hahahah he was in the ******* bathroom man, hows that his fault. Its not like he was waving the shit from cubical to cubical

Easy_Target 0

Monday 23 February 2009 23:17

Damn it, Lopez, you have like seven of these about work, what the hell have you been doing?!

Katt1 0

Friday 29 May 2009 18:54

Hahaha owned

greeneggsnsam 0

Monday 1 June 2009 0:48

...exactly what were you doing with your thingy?

hecuva 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 21:17

Hmmm... should have asked him to join in on the "fun" if he thought you were having fun he probably wanted to join ;) Then the raise comes soon after... or blackmail, eitherway LOTS of money!!

Vampire_princess 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 4:20

*fake cough* NERD *fake cough*

thekingoflife14 0

Tuesday 10 August 2010 23:48

AHAHAHA

ichikibobivopula 0

Monday 2 May 2011 3:18

nerds have more fun.

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Wednesday 2 July 2014 5:28

That's debatably #57 lol

TibAtSchool 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 2:19

What the heck?!

ruby_shade 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 18:15

this caused me a great amount of laughter, as i can see several of my friends being ridiculous enough to do something like that. (: thanks. (i'm a jedi too, and a ninja)