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I'm OK!

MAC. - - Canada - Toronto

Today, I slammed the car door on my head while I was getting in the car. If that wasn't bad enough, my boyfriend is convinced I now have a concussion and insists on waking me up every hour to make sure I'm still alive. FML

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Discover all the best anecdotes from the month of January, with or without snow, with or without you. …

Guilty

jamienicole1993 - - United States - Savannah

Today, I woke up to a broken car window and a text from my ex that read, "Before you ask me, the answer is yes." FML

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I was right all along

3peeps - - United States

Today, I came to the conclusion that I was right about thinking how much it would hurt to hit your head on a door-frame, stub your toe on a stone table leg, and then trip over your cat, who won't take it well and will probably claw your recently stubbed toe. FML

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Safe bet

Hit-and-Run - - Mexico - Juárez

Today, after an extensive talk with a relationship counselor, we concluded that I'm more likely to get run over by a car than be in a stable relationship. FML

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Today, someone tried to break into my car. They tried to do so by jamming a key into my lock, only for the key to break. I guess the key cut their hand, because I had the pleasure of finding the person's blood all over my passenger door. FML

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Myriam - 18/06/2012 16:05 - Maldives - Male

Today, my husband recorded me getting out of bed and sleepwalking all the way into the backyard and straight into our pool. He was too busy giggling like a schoolgirl to help me out. FML

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STOP! THIEF!

Anonymous - - United States - Stamford

Today, my boss entrusted me with his car to run an errand, as I usually take the bus. I managed to get there and back safely before someone slammed into me while I was re-entering the lot, causing major damage. It was his wife, who thought I was a car thief. FML

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Creeped out

emoney - - United States

Today, I was walking out of my front door in the town where I intern. I live alone and know no one. As I'm locking the door, I see a golf ball wedged between my mat and step. I notice that there's writing on it so I pick it up to read, "You look hot when you sleep." FML

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Not a morning person at the best of times

shouldhavestayedinbed - - United Kingdom

Today, my doorbell rang while I was still in bed. I leapt out and immediately got a severe cramp in one leg, then, staggering around trying to throw some clothes on, I scraped the other leg badly enough to draw blood. When I got to the door there was nobody there, just a parcel on the doorstep. FML

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Rewind time

supersmashpika - - United States - Hershey

Today, while walking down the street, a truck hit a puddle and splashed me with water. After I cursed and flipped him off, he put his truck in reverse and splashed me again. FML

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Doofus

Coykoi - - Canada - Saskatoon

Today, not only did my boyfriend set my hair on fire, but he attempted to put it out by dumping bong water on my head. FML

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randomthing 22

Saturday 4 August 2012 15:41

How cute. :D

TKello 6

Saturday 4 August 2012 15:41

I"m sorry, but I find that incredibly sweet, he cares. Though if you want it to stop, why not just go to the ER and put his fears to rest?

charliewhippet 9

Saturday 4 August 2012 16:47

You're complaining that your boyfriend cares about you?

bportt 1

Saturday 4 August 2012 16:49

How is that fml? I think it's way sweet. You gotta good guy!

NurseAbi 10

Saturday 4 August 2012 16:51

At least he cares enough to check.....

naughtylez82 4

Saturday 4 August 2012 16:53

So your upset that your boyfriend cares about you? Do you realize how many girls would love that kind of attention and compassion from a man? On another note I'm gonna say fyl on this cause I'm sure it hurt. Feel better soon op

leh9 2

Saturday 4 August 2012 16:53

That's soooo cute

mrsstaken 12

Saturday 4 August 2012 17:00

Even if you had a concussion you don't need to wake up every hour. Your brain needs to rest and your boyfriend is making it worse! Your poor head, watch out for car doors.