Relationships, Delivery, Relatable and Awkward: Home delivery

Home delivery

By Anonymous - 13/07/2021 08:01

Today, I received two letters: an eviction notice and a Dear John. Neither went through the mail. FML

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Isamermaid 17

Tuesday 13 July 2021 12:23

I don’t get it

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So you’re being dumped and kicked out?

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Isamermaid 17

Tuesday 13 July 2021 12:23

I don’t get it

ojoRojo 27

Tuesday 13 July 2021 13:55

So you’re being dumped and kicked out?

EBrogen 12

Tuesday 13 July 2021 16:27

Well, one tends to lead to the other.

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