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mywillyisdisappointed - - United States

Today, I went out with a girl I've been dating. I dropped her off and she finally asked me if I wanted to come in. When I did, she asked me to change a light bulb in her kitchen, and then promptly sent me home. FML

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Anonymous - 24/08/2014 05:51 - United States - Hicksville

Today, my girlfriend sent me a bunch of sexy pics and said to come over to her place. I thought she was in the mood for sex. Nope, she just wanted me to come over and hang a shelf, after which she sent me back home. FML

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tacoboy - 21/08/2009 08:06 - United States

Today, I was on a date with a girl I've had feelings for since I was 14 (I'm 22). I took her out to dinner, then to a movie that we both liked and had a few drinks afterwards. I thought it was going really well until I was driving her home and she asked to be dropped off at her boyfriend's house. FML

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Losing more than I'll ever have

Into the darkness - 30/03/2021 21:30

Today, my girlfriend left me. When she moved out, she even took the light bulbs with her. FML

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Username - 23/12/2010 10:50

Today, I asked a girl I liked what she was doing tomorrow night. She replied, "Cleaning, so nothing really." I then asked her out to dinner. She declined. FML

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Anonymous - 09/10/2018 03:00

Today, I was cuddling with the girl I've been seeing for the past few months. She was saying how much she liked me and how much I meant to her. Reciprocating those feelings, I asked her to be my girlfriend. It was a HARD no for her. Then she drove me an hour and a half home. FML

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fuck - 18/04/2015 14:38 - United States - Saint Thomas

Today, I went on a date with a girl I like. Afterwards, I drove her home, and we just sat there awkwardly. I thought she wanted to kiss me but was nervous, so I jokingly said, "What're you waiting for? Christmas?" I guess she took that as a "Get the hell out", because she broke into tears and left. FML

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So, this is my mom…

Emily - 03/07/2010 18:57 - Australia

Today, after spending a great evening with the guy I really like, he dropped me off outside my house. When he pulled into my driveway, his lights shone onto my drunken mum taking the garbage out in nothing but her black panties. FML

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syco - 28/12/2009 17:17 - United Kingdom

Today, the girl I like was panicking because her car broke down, so I offered her a lift to wherever she needed to be. I drove her to her boyfriend's house. She asked me to drive her home in the morning. FML

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stuck - 17/06/2009 03:42 - United States

Today, I was working as a service writer in an auto service shop. A really cute girl came in to buy a headlight, I offered to install the bulb for her. My hand got stuck behind the headlight, she had to ask one of our mechanics to come remove the air box from her car to get my hand out. FML

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Jebus - 24/01/2009 16:07 - Canada

Today, I brought a girl home from the bar. After sleeping together, she drunkenly stumbles to the bathroom to wash up. On her way back, she accidentally walks into my parents' room, turns on the lights and asks where her clothes are before figuring it out. FML

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ThirteenThirteen 27

Saturday 5 December 2015 20:05

Was the experience enlightening?

theoldman 22

Saturday 5 December 2015 20:05

How many dates does it take to change a lightbulb? Only one, it seems.

andrmac 25

Saturday 5 December 2015 21:08

Well it looks like you were her handy man and now you have to be your own handy man too.

shortcake18 15

Saturday 5 December 2015 21:29

Well now you know you will have to work for it.

kuzzy00 22

Saturday 5 December 2015 21:44

Maybe the SPARK wasn't there

Dexter83_fml 17

Saturday 5 December 2015 22:06

Could of been of been she could of asked you to.... Unblock her toilet.

NickACD 27

Saturday 5 December 2015 23:01

If that was a euphemism then thanks for killing my dick this week.

Hiimhaileypotter 52

Monday 21 December 2015 5:31

Could HAVE*... #29, sorry but that sentence is just a mess.

CaliChris 9

Saturday 5 December 2015 22:21

I'd happily change a light bulb for a girl I'm interested in. It takes two minutes - she doesn't owe you a ******* for it...

tiredofit58 6

Saturday 5 December 2015 22:33

At least you got to screw something.

jeffprobs 29

Saturday 5 December 2015 23:29

Im just mad that you were sent home, like you don't need sex, but like a movie on the couch or anything would be nice

Earl_KarmasBitch 34

Sunday 6 December 2015 4:12

Exactly! She doesn't owe him sex but she shouldn't just use him and send him home.

PenguinBitch 43

Saturday 5 December 2015 23:36

Something similar happened to me too. In my case, I invited her into my bachelor pad and had her fix a sandwich plate for me. She seemed annoyed for some reason.