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Anonymous - - United States - Crystal Lake

Today, it was my son's fifth birthday. I asked my grandmother, who is a baker, to make a birthday cake for the party. Two hours after the party started, she arrived drunk with a large ham with candles in it. FML

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Devotedmom - 10/01/2016 09:07 - Belgium - Li?ge

Today, I got up at 5 am to bake a surprise birthday cake for my 16-year-old son. I put the cake on the table and went to call my son. "Surprise!" When I came back 30 seconds later, the cake was all gone and the dog was licking his lips. My son won't even believe I made a cake. FML

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Anonymous - 12/09/2022 23:30

Today, it's my birthday and I was very happy. When the moment came to blow the candles, all of the decoration on the cake flew off. It had taken an hour to make and set them on the cake. FML

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Needasafe1234 - 25/09/2009 15:24 - United States

Today, it was my mother's birthday. My 5 year old brother and 85 year old grandma decided to decorate the house with balloons and a blow up "people" they found in my room. FML

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Anonymous - 15/11/2012 14:54 - United States - Erie

Today, my family was celebrating my grandma's 90th birthday. I pulled a little prank and got candles that keep relighting. After a few blows, my grandma fainted. FML

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JaneDoe - 04/04/2013 02:51 - United States - Salisbury

Today, it was my friend's birthday, so I baked him a cake complete with his name written on it in homemade frosting. After I gave it to him, his mother berated me for it, saying I should have checked with her first before making a cake for her son. He's 28. FML

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thissucks - 21/02/2011 22:20 - United States

Today, it's my mom's birthday. I woke up at midnight to be the first to tell her happy birthday. When I awoke in the morning, I decided to bake her a cake. Little did I know my whole family was going out to lunch to celebrate. I wasn't invited. FML

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sunflowercake - 23/08/2009 23:10 - Canada

Today, I made a very pretty sunflower cake that I woke up incredibly early to make. It took me hours and a lot of money. It was for my grandparents anniversary and my whole family was invited. We only got to see the remains because the waiter gave it to the wrong family, and they ate it. FML

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as-salamu alaykum, motherfucker - 05/04/2014 22:04 - United Kingdom - Birkenhead

Today, I was having my birthday party. My dad showed up late, blind drunk, and drove his car straight through my garage door. FML

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I'm so sorry... - 01/03/2017 16:00

Today, a coworker left a chocolate cake on the "free food" table in the office. I had a slice. She's just called to ask if she left her grandmother's birthday cake at work. She made it from scratch. Now I'm baking a new cake in the office kitchen. FML

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bestbirthdayever - 24/08/2010 07:18 - United States

Today, I was at my sixteenth birthday party. My guests consisted of my grandma who I live with, and my 2-year-old cousin she was babysitting. FML

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abbyycarper 13

Thursday 8 August 2013 16:16

Well you at least got ham

Crazafon 19

Thursday 8 August 2013 16:20

She obviously isn't a baker, but she sure is baked!

blackman100 20

Friday 9 August 2013 9:11

Am I seriously the only one thinking that a woman with a great-grandchild shouldn't be allowed any booze at all?

kate3101 15

Friday 9 August 2013 14:05

Yeah, I think you are. Personally I hope to still enjoy a drink when I'm older without being judged by ignorant kids.

Zackthar 0

Friday 9 August 2013 10:14

You didn't hit grandma did you?

ViviMage 39

Friday 9 August 2013 21:00

Bacon strip icing yes please!?!?

UNLUCKYyY1037 26

Friday 9 August 2013 22:38

She's just preparing your son for future disappointment in life. I hate to say it but that's probably not gonna be his worst birthday

migueljm5 18

Saturday 10 August 2013 8:27

If you want something done right then you have to do it yourself apparently. FYL

PhishloverA 14

Friday 16 August 2013 9:16

I thought it was gonna be a penis shaped cake

cho_bee 9

Saturday 17 August 2013 2:15

This is where I want to channel my inner Python, hmmmm, how about Eric Idle: Don't know, 'coulda been worse. 'Coulda been a drunk pig with candles on it.