Love, Dating Miscellaneous Heavy rotation

Heavy rotation

shescomfortablynumb - 05/06/2009 07:49 - United States

Today, I had a third date with a great guy. Over dinner, he told me that he wanted to see more of me. When I agreed, he pulled out his schedule book and started to tell me he was dating 5 other women besides me. He then told me what week in the "rotation" would be mine. He wasn't kidding. FML

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Last dates

Anonymous - 19/06/2020 17:00

Today, a guy I've been dating for a year asked me to meet him for dinner and a couple of drinks. After dinner, he confessed that he's been seeing another woman and has decided he wants to seek a relationship with her. He then told me how sex with me is great, but he didn't want me to continue being "the other woman." FML

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bootycall:( - 15/02/2017 13:00 - United States - Oxnard

Today, I went on what I thought was my fifth date with a guy. We finally got intimate and it was amazing. As soon as it was over, he said : "Sorry babe, I should get going. I have a date tomorrow and I'd hate to be tired for it." FML

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lamesauce - 15/02/2009 10:32 - Canada

Today, I went on a coffee date with a guy I'm interested in. He picked up his phone mid-date to finalize dinner plans with another girl. FML

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newmoongirl1036 - 13/07/2015 02:03 - United States - Chicago

Today, I went on a date with a guy that I really like. At the last minute he informed me a friend would be tagging along. To keep his friend from being a third-wheel, I kept up a conversation, and managed to piss my date off. He thought I would be a better match for his friend. FML

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First dates suck

Anonymous - 03/09/2019 16:00

Today, I went on two dates from a dating app. The first one said halfway through that we couldn't date because it would break his contract. The second one catfished me. This is why I have multiple dates in one day. They never end well. FML

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Eloise - 21/03/2017 14:00

Today, I went on my third date with a great guy. We finally got round to talking about his tattoos. All 57 are related to his best friend. All of them. The best friend he never stops talking about. Somehow I don't think this will work out. FML

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What the hell is even that?!

Anonymous - - United States - Lake Forest

Today, I went on what I thought was a date. After a wonderful night with a perfect gentleman, he told me how excited he is that he's moving in with his girlfriend next week, and thanked me for reassuring him that he doesn't want anyone but her. FML

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Unlucky - 25/07/2012 13:03 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, I went on a fifth date with a guy, and he asked me if we could be boyfriend and girlfriend. Just after I said yes, he pulled out a contract and asked me to sign on the dotted line. FML

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Meanwhile, in 1953…

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Today, I had my first date in more than two years. As soon as I sat down, the first words out of his mouth were, "How many people have you had sex with? Not just recently, but ever. I don’t date women who’ve had more than 5 partners." I left before we'd even ordered drinks. FML

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Time to skedaddle

Anonymous - 29/08/2023 18:02 - United States - Queens

Today, my boyfriend told me he wants to date other people, but still wants to be with me. He said, “Yes I want to be with you, but maybe we can both find better.” I found out he’s been texting another woman. FML

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may_cause_fail 0

Friday 5 June 2009 16:28

...At least he's organized? D:

absent_toast 0

Friday 5 June 2009 16:31

Wow. You should continue dating him and see if you win.

btuwo 0

Friday 5 June 2009 22:58

I really hope you left him. Or else you are terribly desperate.

dantheman_fml 0

Friday 5 June 2009 23:03

put out... maybe hell pick you!!

Baltesquire 0

Friday 5 June 2009 23:07

Douche.

Swan_fml 0

Friday 5 June 2009 23:15

sounds like a major loser. Dumpster.

Gingerly 0

Friday 5 June 2009 23:15

Who cares if the guy dates a bunch of chicks, at least he's honest about it. My fiance and I have an open relationship, there's no guilt or jealousy, just honesty. This guy is kinda my hero. But the whole rotation thing is kind of lame, it's probably so that none of the women feel shorted.

curlyqt 0

Friday 5 June 2009 23:21

He must hav been a really dork He was probably was obsessed with himself

meddude 0

Friday 5 June 2009 23:27

what a playa lol jk. the other thing you should consider is he was just trying to break up with you in a fun way. #180 lmfao.

sooners4life 0

Friday 5 June 2009 23:27

That guy is me

peacelovesim97 0

Friday 5 June 2009 23:28

Wut a bitchh

eject 0

Friday 5 June 2009 23:32

my ex boyfriends mom was like that. she didn't want relationships just dates. but finally his dad was like you need to stop this and she did and they got married