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Haute cuisine

mynameissecretlyjeff - - United States

Today, my brother put a mac-n-cheese cup in the microwave without any water. My entire house smells like burned cardboard. FML

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egnur_mas 19

Tuesday 11 April 2017 13:17

I had a friend who's little brother put 2 minute noodles in the microwave without any water. Apparently they had to get a new one afterwards.

JadeMinu 10

Tuesday 11 April 2017 13:01

Happens to the best of us OP hehehe

katherinerose89 9

Thursday 13 April 2017 5:58

One time I put popcorn in the microwave but I pressed the potato button instead of the popcorn one, the house smelled terrible!

Chasitygates 6

Thursday 13 April 2017 21:37

This has happened to my brother before and I never let him live it down ?

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Today, a woman came up to me at work and screamed at me for "taking forever" to come and wait at her table. I work at Wendy's. FML

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Today, when I dropped my 6-year-old daughter off at school, a little boy ran up to her so I asked his name. My daughter explained: "Oh, don't pay any attention to him, he's my slave. He's come to carry my bag. See you later, mom!" FML

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Today, I found out my bank charged me $50 for not having any money. Way to go bank, way to go. FML

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Today, I discovered my mother has been replacing my chronic pain meds with sugar pills, to prove to me that "the placebo effect is real and works on everyone." No wonder I’ve been in excruciating pain for days. FML

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Today, my boyfriend decided to piss in the shower while I was standing next to him. I did not mind, until I realised the water flows away incredibly slowly. I had to stand in his piss while the shower filled itself with the sweet odor of fresh urine. FML

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Today, my cat tried to look outside the window in my room by climbing on top of the air conditioner. It's already rather flimsy, as she had broken the accordions with her clumsiness last year. But this time, she somehow managed to make the AC fall out of the window, and she followed along with it. FML

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