Hands on the wheel

Username - 05/10/2011 00:02 - United States

Today, on my way home, my girlfriend started sexting me, telling me that she was waiting at my house. In my rush to get home to see her, I got pulled over and had to be patted down. He found no weapons, but he did find my stiffy. FML
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ollie179 21

What's this? A gun? A knife? You people make me sick. It must be a gun, it has a sort of rounded tip. Wait...hang on. My mistake...

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RockstarRN 10

Just be honest. If it was a guy cop he would probably understand why you were rushing. Hope it was worth the ticket!

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lulzmylife 4

Dang, I've been pulled over for speeding before, and I never had to get patted down. I hope I never have occasion to move to your state!

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LovelyAngiee 0

If by stiffy you mean your penis. . .

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bdubz4 0

Haha as if you'd get hard over a text :P

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alicekyra 0

poster of comment sounds like the shane dawson vid.. is that a thick money filled wallet or are you just happy to see me?;) *in shananay voice*

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justanotherhuman 21

Dear OP, YDI; never put passion before principle.

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GreekItalian 6

"Is that a gun?" "No sir, that's my penis." XD

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