Good job

Anonymous - 20/07/2016 15:08 - United States

Today, at a job interview, my interviewer excused himself to use the bathroom, so I took the chance to let out a tiny fart I'd been holding in. That tiny fart filled the whole room. When he came back, the guy literally stopped dead in his tracks and recoiled at the stench. Doubt I'll get that job. FML
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Calingaladha 21

You're supposed to tout your strengths in an interview...but you shouldn't literally toot your own horn.

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fhksuaifk 16

At least you can interview at Exxon now. You know everything about gas.

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Burton_Forever 23

Most definitely could have happened to me..

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BobbieH 19

You make a very poor impression when in an important meeting and you can't adhere to polite society norms. It may be a normal body function but it isn't acceptable to let out a fart in the company of others. These are people reviewing and evaluating you. You should have held it in or excused yourself too. I wouldn't be surprised if you didn't receive s call back.

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sweetbliss3 37

technically it wasn't in the company of others as the interviewer went to the bathroom. and who knew it was going to be a very smelly one. Sometimes they don't smell at all, while other times it smells like something has been dead for ten days.

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Gazerman100 13

To be fair, OP thought she was alone.

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nonsensical 26

I would've done exactly that. Blame it on a fly that just passed by or something... That always works

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katelng09 16

What the hell....why would you even ask this?

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captainsmegma 12

I'd hire you, put you in a four person cubicle with people I'd like to fire and wait for them to quit.

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EvilLittleMan 23

It was the dog. He went that way down the hallway.

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polsen4273 8

It took me a long time to realise that really bad smelling farts are caused by what you are eating, or more importantly what you are drinking. If you eat well, are are you drinking too much, maybe cheap beer?

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zaarae 7

healthy high fiber diets give you awful smelling farts. you can eat healthy and still clear a room. broccoli and Brussels sprout farts are the worst.

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Arcanel 18

come on cuzzo you don't take a chance like that ! it's just like a date you hold that ish in until you drive away ! ?

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moondoglou420 17

Honestly if a fart makes the difference in getting the job or not it might be for the best that you're not working there.

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