Scary and Work: Get them away from me

Get them away from me

By Anonymous - 08/02/2011 16:27 - United States

Today, I was attacked by clowns at work. I don't work at the circus. FML

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Tuesday 8 February 2011 18:54

Do you work in a bank ? ^^

riotshields 4

Tuesday 8 February 2011 19:24

YDI for thinking you have to work at a circus to be attacked by clowns.

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geon_olam 17

Thursday 26 January 2012 22:53

DO you work for the arctic monkeys?

loginword123 0

Tuesday 28 February 2012 22:06

Well hasn't that happen to everybody??

SkoomaKi 27

Monday 4 June 2012 20:21

My. Worst. Nightmare.

ChibyKTA 3

Saturday 29 September 2012 17:00

you work at a mob bank. "why so serious"?

unloved_unhappy 7

Tuesday 4 February 2014 4:06

Were you literally attacked or metaphorically attacked?

Kavka 15

Saturday 22 August 2015 22:43

What doesn't kill you...makes you stranger. (Sorry, I just had to) I hope you're ok OP.

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