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Get me the manager

Diachronic - 12/09/2014 08:05 - United States - Lewiston

Today, at the restaurant where I work, a guest choked on a bone from her crosscut ribs. She asked me to bring the manager over, so I did. When he got there, she complained that the bone could have seriously injured her, and we should be more careful of where we put the bones in the ribs. FML

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Macdaddy - 05/12/2008 12:49 - France

Today, I attended my first meeting with my bosses. For lunch we went to a restaurant. I choked on a piece of meat and couldn't breathe anymore. I had to take that piece of meat out of my throat with my fingers, and then put it back on my plate all chewed up. FML

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Anonymous - 16/03/2011 12:53 - United States

Today, I had a violent coughing fit while at the store, which caused a lady to think I was choking, grab me from behind and start doing the Heimlich maneuver incorrectly. She broke two of my ribs. FML

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Ouchie

shadowednavi - 26/04/2009 04:35 - United States

Today, one of the guests I was in the middle of seating knocked an empty wine glass from the table. I assured them it was all right, and kneeled down to pick up the now broken glass. The lady insisted on helping, as far as picking the glass up and dumping the shards into my open hands. FML

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Hair-raising

what the fuck????? - 17/02/2022 16:01 - United States - Denver

Today, while at a restaurant, I watched in horror as my daughter picked a hair out of her food and continued eating it. FML

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Eyalsh - 30/01/2015 04:53 - Germany - Greifswald

Today, I came back to my dormitory after a long shift at work. After using the toilet, I looked at myself in the mirror, only to find a huge piece of food stuck between my front teeth. I work at one of the fanciest restaurants in town; nobody bothered to tell me anything. FML

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Ewwww, gross

Tancred - 15/09/2011 07:36 - Canada

Today, at my job serving, I went to clear the plates when a guy said, "Hold on a second." Thinking he wasn't quite finished, I went to put the plate back. He then reached into his mouth, pulled out a dark brown object and threw it on the plate. It was a rotten tooth. I almost puked. FML

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Emergency

swaiteATC - 28/07/2009 04:11 - United States

Today, I was sitting in the break room at work eating lunch when I started to choke. My face turned red and tears began welling up in my eyes. Two of my coworkers were there. They began to argue over who would have to give me the Heimlich maneuver rather than helping. FML

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fuckthisandfuckthatandfuckyoutoo - 28/07/2013 16:23 - United States

Today, I was preparing a customer's meal in my restaurant's kitchen, when I choked on my own saliva and went into a coughing fit. The head chef, who's always hated my guts, accused me of trying to hock a loogie into the meal and fired me on the spot. FML

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hadrienne's pall - 13/05/2016 19:25 - Canada - Markham

Today, I asked a girl at the restaurant I work at if she'd had enough to eat. When she said yes, I said, "Are you sure?" I didn't realize how insulting it sounded until her equally overweight mom was up in my face, demanding to see my manager. FML

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craigtm029429 - 02/03/2012 00:47 - United States

Today, while waiting tables, I watched a woman pull the bacon off her roast beef melt and eat it. She then called me over and spent several minutes complaining about the our chefs' inadequacy because they didn't put bacon on her sandwich. FML

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baseballbv 17

Friday 12 September 2014 17:25

It's sad that these people exist. Thank goodness for natural selection.

Synoptical 10

Friday 12 September 2014 17:27

People like that are why we can't have nice things.

thefmlman2011 36

Friday 12 September 2014 21:56

That dense ************

ribshavebones 3

Friday 12 September 2014 22:14

After reading posts on this sight for months, this inspired me to set up an account just so I could say this person should win a trophy for being the most dim light bulb I have ever heard of! Also free ribs for life, shouldn't take long...

Darkjake88 3

Friday 12 September 2014 22:17

yes mam, The next time we are down at the labs I will tell them they are growing their cows all wrong.

more4me 27

Friday 12 September 2014 22:26

Can't fix stupid.

Ichiya 29

Friday 12 September 2014 22:29

Killing it works if you are ok with the consequences.

redstone7693 29

Friday 12 September 2014 23:55

Is she blonde?

vikky538 28

Saturday 13 September 2014 0:30

when the customer say in right place does it mean between the Butts...

TheeJessabelle 5

Saturday 13 September 2014 1:00

because we can control that...lmfao Today's society...

cartedor 18

Saturday 13 September 2014 1:23

never amazed me how ridiculous the customers are. seriously, if I was the manager, I would kick them out after settled the bill. and shame them in the presence of the entire restaurant. will be gladly point and laugh at them til they cry home