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Gamers, man…

Anonymous - 15/03/2010 02:09 - United States

Today, while making out with my boyfriend, he started playing with my nipples. Suddenly he stops kissing me, looks at my nipples and says, "Have they always been like this? They look like joysticks!" He then started singing the Super Mario Brothers theme song and playing the game with my nipples. FML

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goldie09 - 18/02/2010 17:36 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I were fooling around in bed, when suddenly, he turned to me and started playing with my breasts as if they were turn tables and he was the DJ. FML

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sore - 04/01/2010 11:30 - France

Today, I woke up with bruised nipples because apparently my boyfriend likes to excessively play with them while I sleep. FML

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omgboobs - 23/12/2009 02:34 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me that when my nipples are hard, he thinks that they look like giant zits, and when he squeezes them, he imagines them popping pus. He then reached for my chest. FML

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Snufflopagus - 01/01/2014 13:26 - United States - Lynnwood

Today, my boyfriend told me that sometimes my nipples taste like onions. FML

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War drums

Taylor - 30/07/2011 05:14 - United States

Today, while having sex, my boyfriend started singing the Star Wars theme song as he entered his penis into me. FML

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Kilania - 10/09/2019 04:00

Today, my boyfriend was talking about video games. Bored of the subject, I started kissing his neck and chest in hopes of him to stop talking and getting some action. He did stop, only for him to say about a minute later, "You're lucky my games can't do this." FML

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cheekymonkey97 - 24/10/2016 16:48

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend whilst straddled on top of him. He started to undo my bra. I was fine with this but he stopped kissing me and looked at me with a slight smile. He then said, "I know this is going to kill the mood... but I feel like I could milk your boobs right now" FML

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milked - 27/02/2015 05:28 - United States

Today, as I was about to have sex with my husband, I said I wanted to "spice things up." Apparently, our ideas weren't the same. He yanked my nipples as hard as he could and said, "Yeah, you like that?" FML

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nemo518 - 23/12/2010 06:36 - Canada

Today, I was naked on top of my boyfriend looking lovingly into his eyes. He then started to use my boobs as punching bags while singing "Eye of the Tiger". FML

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Wawawiwa - 21/07/2010 23:44 - Namibia

Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. After removing my underwear, he started singing "In the jungle, the mighty jungle..." FML

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AkManiak 0

Monday 15 March 2010 9:35

ha, now that's a true gamer

persianality 0

Monday 15 March 2010 9:23

well I guess he knew u weren't worth it so he started playing Mario to find his princess

prettybrwneyes16 0

Monday 15 March 2010 9:39

dayumm lol. kinda reminds me of my ex

TheTrollinator 0

Monday 15 March 2010 9:39

Sorry the princess is in another castle

Sunset_Taco 0

Monday 15 March 2010 12:48

rofl epic win comment

Eddie_Paints 0

Monday 15 March 2010 9:40

Did he eat your mushroom so he could grow bigger?

Maht_fml 0

Monday 15 March 2010 9:40

this is a win, lol

TOASTMASTAR 0

Monday 15 March 2010 9:42

Just twist off his balls.

SlackR 0

Monday 15 March 2010 9:42

I would totally do that.

Nena713 0

Monday 15 March 2010 9:43

Lol! Was it that cold?

sugarbabyxoxo 2

Monday 15 March 2010 9:46

LOL! national geographic nipples (as quoted on 40 year old virgin) bahaha how long are they! that's ****** funny. and sick kinda lol.

Eddie_Paints 0

Monday 15 March 2010 11:43

Sugarbaby, you changed your sweet pic, I barely recognized you!

ScoobyDoo92 0

Monday 15 March 2010 9:48

what's with the bitchy girlfriends on this?! stop trying to act all mature and take the joke!! it's rather good. :-)

RustyGuns 0

Monday 15 March 2010 9:48

He's Awesome! Shouldn't this be on MLIA?

Nakedsquirrel 5

Monday 15 March 2010 9:48

What's his name got to do with it?

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Today, I went to my boyfriend's house and sat around while he played video games. He turned to me and could see I was annoyed. Then he told his friends on XBox Live that he needed a 10 minute break to have sex with me. FML

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Today, an old guy approached me and asked if I had ever seen an elephant with white ears. I shook my head. He then pulled the pockets out of his shorts and whipped out his sex nose. FML

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Today, I put on the same jeans that I had left in a bundle in my bedroom the day before. A few hours later, my boxer shorts decided to make their spectacular reappearance trick at the bottom of my leg in the middle of one of my meetings. FML

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