Awkward, My ex Love Freudian slip - FML

Freudian slip

Daria_Weiner - - Russian Federation

Today, at my anniversary party, and in front of all our friends, I accidentally called my husband-to-be by my ex-boyfriend's name. FML

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thatsnotmyname - 03/07/2014 03:12 - United States - Calhoun City

Today, my boyfriend of a couple of weeks mixed up my name with his ex-wife's name. After he said it, he looked at me and said, "You knew it was going to happen." FML

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Alexa, play "Ancient History" by The Cribs

Freddie - 28/09/2024 12:00 - United Kingdom - Poole

Today, I was the best man at my longtime friend’s wedding. I got so into talking about our shared memories over the years that I accidentally called his bride by his ex-girlfriend’s name at the end of my toast. FML

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Anonymous - 31/07/2010 15:03 - United States

Today, I was meeting my husband's old friends at his 20 year high school reunion. He introduced me as his 'friend from work' to his ex girlfriend. FML

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Congratulations!

Alex - 15/08/2011 04:16 - New Zealand

Today, it was my engagement party. All was going fabulously, until my fiancé's dad decided to give us a toast, and completely forgot my name in front of all my family and friends. I've been with his son for 7 years. FML

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Out from Hell - 22/04/2013 22:31 - United States - Woodstock

Today, I got so drunk I called my ex-boyfriend and confessed my love to him. All in front of my current boyfriend. FML

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ohmylantis - 04/05/2011 14:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was introducing me to some business partners. As he was going along telling me their names, when he introduced me, he called me by my best friend's name. FML

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Anonymous - 22/07/2013 08:47 - United Kingdom - Bury

Today, I was reassuring my girlfriend that I wasn't cheating on her because I was sneaking around. I'm actually just planning a surprise birthday party for her. During the reassuring, I accidentally called her by another girl's name. FML

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Happy something

Zebracat - - United States

Today, I was watching TV and started freaking out thinking I forgot to wish my boyfriend a happy anniversary. I wrote him a text and after I'd sent it, I realized that the date is mine and my ex's anniversary date. FML

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The show must go on!

Stuckwiththebill - 28/01/2018 01:30

Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML

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Caught in the act

Anonymous - 12/08/2021 14:01

Today, I went to a party and saw my current boyfriend making out with my ex-boyfriend. FML

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littlemissFYL 5

Tuesday 19 July 2011 2:35

need a moment? grab a Twix.

BaconDave 12

Tuesday 19 July 2011 2:45

**** did I say live? *Awaits thumbs downs* *Cries in corner*

wazup12345 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 15:53

In soviet Russia, puck checks you

pike1346 3

Tuesday 19 July 2011 17:44

epic fail. you would not be marrying me.

cieramc 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 18:06

Huh? Anniversary party and you're not even married??

MackenzieBug 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 18:25

if there is one more thing I hate than cheaters... wait, there isn't. ? shame on you

magicman1 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 19:42

Bitch

baseballlegitly0 2

Tuesday 19 July 2011 20:20

grab a twix

mylifesuxbigtime 2

Tuesday 19 July 2011 22:02

if i was ur to-be husband...id ditch u

Daboomboom 9

Tuesday 19 July 2011 22:16

ouch! for the husband not you. well if you're cheating you deserve it

evebright 5

Tuesday 19 July 2011 23:18

anniversary party, reader assumes you are married. once marriage is in the picture, you only celebrate your dating anniversary together with hot sex, maybe you meant engagement party?

CrazyCountryGirl 5

Tuesday 19 July 2011 23:20

shot happens =(

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Today, I tripped over my dog while carrying groceries. As I laid on the floor surrounded by smashed eggs, spilled milk, and a bruised knee, my dog stole the bread from the bag and and ran off. FML

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Today, my parents' divorce was finalized, and my mother decided to publicly celebrate with a bikini wax. She calls it her "Declaration of Independence". FML

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Today, to get my wife off my back, I introduced our two single friends who are both into QAnon. Not only did they not click, but now they both call us regularly to embellish the insane difference between their beliefs and "what that moron believes." Same words from both of them. FML

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Today, my girlfriend jumped, naked, onto my computer desk, with the intention of having sex on it. A new, £250 computer desk, broken beyond repair. And we didn't even have sex. FML

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Today, my grad student husband was unusually frisky in the middle of the day. I took the opportunity and we had an enjoyable afternoon romp. Afterward, I asked him what had gotten him in such a good mood. He replied, "I'd do just about anything to get out of doing my homework." FML

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Today, I stood by the wall at a party while everyone else danced and ignored me. It was my birthday party. FML

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