Creepypasta, Insects Scary Freaked out - FML

Freaked out

klanciee - 16/07/2012 02:00 - United States - Valencia

Today, when I woke up, I noticed something crawling on my bed. A white faced wasp was dragging the corpse of a rather large spider. I'm not sure what I was more disturbed about; the fact that the wasp was dragging something twice its size, or that these bugs even live in my house. FML

29 551

2 217

The rhythm of the fight
Discover all the best anecdotes from the month of January, with or without snow, with or without you. …

Anonim23 - 15/08/2019 20:00

Today, the spiders in my house are so big that they catch wasps in their webs. FML

1 620

243

Anonymous - 27/07/2014 18:44 - Germany - Oberursel

Today, I woke up to a huge, disgusting bug next to my bed. As I tried to squish it, it suddenly flew off at high speed. Now I'm lying in bed, awake and terrified because I can hear it buzzing around but can't see it anywhere. FML

42 732

5 395

Sleep well?

Karen - 29/08/2022 16:00

Today, there was a wasp tangled in my bed sheets. I found this out when I rolled over it in my sleep, and it stung me on the lower back. FML

943

74

Shrieking_Shack_Maiden - 07/09/2018 23:30

Today, I got to experience the unadulterated horror of waking up to a spider crawling across my face. My screaming woke the neighbors. FML

2 670

268

somuchforthat - 19/02/2010 07:38 - Australia

Today, I woke up and found a small leg of what used to belong to a spider on the corner of my mouth. FML

35 719

2 522

aliqi - 12/05/2012 20:48 - United States

Today, I noticed a little white ball in the corner of my bedroom ceiling. I guess it had been there for a while already, but the teeming mass of baby spiders crawling out made it a lot more conspicuous. FML

28 331

3 429

thatsnotacat - 21/11/2013 17:52 - Australia - West End

Today, I woke up to something tickling me. Thinking it was my cat, I reached under the covers to give her a friendly scratch behind the ears. I imagine the giant spider that was actually there enjoyed my terrified screams. FML

48 545

3 364

Juicy breakfast

Anonymous - 07/01/2022 01:01 - Canada - Warman

Today, I woke up to a spider crawling across my face. I was so shocked that my new house had spiders, I jumped up out of bed, only to slip on the floor and land face down onto the bed. Wouldn't you know it, right where the spider was at that point. I can still taste the juice I squished out of it. FML

1 062

167

Elgrin - 17/06/2016 18:03 - United States - Fort Worth

Today, I woke up to something crawling on my leg. Thinking it might be a spider, I jumped out frantically to check. The good news: it's not a spider. The bad news: it's a bedbug. My apartment was just treated for them. FML

12 896

1 440

somebody - 08/06/2012 23:13 - United States - Lexington Park

Today, when I was laying in my bed, I looked on the opposite side and saw a spider the size of my palm staring at me. And if that wasn't bad, I found out it hops. I still can't find it. FML

33 391

2 092

igive 29

Monday 16 July 2012 9:18

The good news is, you don't have to worry about spiders.

dragonstrike94 8

Monday 16 July 2012 9:34

No he was not at all thinking yolo

HelplessSerenade 5

Monday 16 July 2012 10:14

I would have pissed myself. ò____ó

wildboyzrule 7

Monday 16 July 2012 10:20

Psshhh who needs sleep anyway?

wubbazugg 5

Monday 16 July 2012 10:27

Just relax and observe the wondrous cycle of nature occurring right before your eyes.

Big_lama6 7

Monday 16 July 2012 10:38

Atleast the wasp got to the spider, before the spider got to you

JAB2010 1

Monday 16 July 2012 10:40

I thought all WASPs were white-faced, no?? :)

redreynard 14

Monday 16 July 2012 18:19

Haha, well THAT certainly paints a different picture. I'm suddenly imagining George Bush stomping on a tarantula.

ParaFern7 4

Monday 16 July 2012 10:57

I think you should be more disturbed that you have bugs in your room lol.

dead_insects 18

Monday 16 July 2012 11:38

I actually screamed inside my head reading this! Oh my dear god....!

nevereyes 31

Monday 16 July 2012 14:16

Poor spider. Wasps suck

Lolli3_Lou22 0

Monday 16 July 2012 14:29

Both is very disturbing...I believe it's time to call an exterminator

stej1985 3

Monday 16 July 2012 15:17

you're now an accomplice to murder! pmsl

1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8

Miscellaneous Stalker My ex Coworkers Love Internet Relatable AITA Pokémon Awkward Work Kids Parenting Annoying Shopping Underwear Jealousy Parents Thief Intimacy Suspicious Sex Family NSFW Birthday Gifts I need your advice Accident Abuse Moving home

Today, I was trying out for a position as pitcher for my college baseball team. I threw the ball as hard as I could, and then collapsed to the ground in agony from a dislocated shoulder. FML

30 429

5 355

Today, I received a threatening DM from my so-called best friend, telling me that she wouldn't be calling off her wedding next week, despite everyone telling her to postpone due for health and safety reasons, and would claw my eyes out if I stayed in quarantine with my sick mum instead of coming. FML

2 295

168

Today, I attempted to ask a girl out by doing a flash mob and singing for her in the store where she works. Turns out, she suffers from anxiety and the overwhelming amount of attention caused a panic attack. No, I didn't get a date. FML

52 362

22 338

Today, my husband told me that he can't find his passport. We're supposed to be leaving for Prague in two days. He's known about the trip for months. It was the anniversary vacation that was going to help our frayed relationship. Now my money is going to a hotel in Prague, but I'm not. FML

31 828

4 323

Today, I was out having a beer with a few friends. After getting a pint, I slipped in a puddle of beer, fell on top of a stranger on the sofa, and knocked my beer upside down on my head. Then, completely soaked, I realized I'd also knocked over the table, spilling its content on a poor girl across it. FML

27 692

8 854

Today, I’m counting the things my mother has broken or ruined since I let her move in with me a year ago. So far, the list contains a Christmas tree, my power drill, a toaster oven, inherited kitchen knives, an expensive bath towel set, multiple kitchen gadgets, a flatbed scanner and a laser printer. FML

1 804

281