FML's Showdown #15 By Louis - 28/06/2017 21:00 Choose your fave, watch them go! I agree, your life sucks 418 You deserved it 165 Share Tweet Share
Today, I learned that all it takes to anger my sister's new parrot is to walk past its perch. I also learned that a beak over two inches long is very capable of inflicting injuries that require stitches. FML I agree, your life sucks 28 161 You deserved it 4 204
Today, my friend spent ages telling me about her friend who is in hospital underweight with anorexia and how she wants to do anything to help because she's so worried. What I wished I could've told her is that my own ED makes me suicidal and I'll probably not survive long, but I'm not underweight so nobody cares. FML I agree, your life sucks 400 You deserved it 172
Today, I was learning to drive a stick when a cop decided to pull me over just to laugh at me. FML I agree, your life sucks 26 271 You deserved it 3 366
Today, despite the fact that I've lived alone for four years, and have a well-paid job, my father is still whining about, "Why am I still playing video games at age 32?" FML I agree, your life sucks 1 007 You deserved it 154
Today, my country is going back into a full national lockdown after the government swore they wouldn't do another one. We desperately need to stop the spread, but with so many U-turns and broken rules from the government, no one is going to listen. FML I agree, your life sucks 965 You deserved it 219
Today, I went with the kids I work with to a roller rink, where there are tons of black lights. Under the glow, I realized in horror that an old semen stain could be seen on my shorts. Praying no one saw, or realized what it was. FML I agree, your life sucks 2 705 You deserved it 3 601
I vote for Nathan. Don't get why he had to stop in the middle. Major facepalm ?
Jake all the way!