Gross, Cats and Animals: Fetch! - FML

Fetch!

By Anonymous - 23/11/2012 06:17 - United States - Oakland

Today, I saw my cat playing with one of his many toy mice. Knowing he likes to play fetch, I picked it up and threw it across the room. Upon trying to pick it up a second time, I realized that not only was it not a toy, but it was only half-dead. FML

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TOP COMMENTS

indielove 13

Friday 23 November 2012 15:58

Just how realistic are his toy mice that you didn't realize that it was a real mouse.

falloutboy97 16

Friday 23 November 2012 15:58

That wasn't very mice. :(

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yeti37 16

Saturday 24 November 2012 2:49

Minnie

gman90210 18

Saturday 24 November 2012 5:46

Good kitty

Carlitosfmc 18

Saturday 24 November 2012 18:09

The cat is just doing it's job...

joufin24 0

Sunday 25 November 2012 2:48

How can something be half dead?

_VAL3NT1NA_ 6

Monday 26 November 2012 9:23

When i got to fetch, i already knew where this was going =/

luvdolphin 9

Friday 7 December 2012 13:45

Fetch is not gonna happen

apan 13

Friday 21 December 2012 11:21

Stop trying to make "fetch" happen!

Mabonga 12

Monday 2 December 2013 8:46

now you have torturing experience

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