Femboys are where it's at - FML

Femboys are where it's at

By Sex isn't great anyway - 02/01/2026 15:00

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Today, I found out that my husband hasn't wanted sex because he's been fucking the feminine gay guy he works with. I could divorce him, but I like not getting constantly bothered for sex, and I don't want to deal with the stress of divorce. FML

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Friday 2 January 2026 15:17

Sounds like an ideal situation then. Other than your marriage being a complete sham, that is.

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