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arose - - United States

Today, I did a quick load of laundry so I would have work clothes for the week. I don't have my own dryer, so I dried them in the one in my building. After running out to my car, I came back to find that my neighborhood kids had added 6 sharpies to my clothes. Every uniform I own now has stripes. FML

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Anonymous - 17/05/2019 12:18

Today, I found out that someone left an open sharpie pen in the dryer. It left pen marks on everything inside of the dryer. Not just one or two pen marks, but nearly 1,000 on each article of clothing. FML

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Laundry Day

daqueen009 - 18/12/2020 17:04 - United States

Today, I had to do my laundry. Being too lazy to separate them into different colors, or even check the pockets of my jeans, I threw everything I own into one load. Turns out I had left a tin of lip balm in one of my pockets. My whole wardrobe is now covered in spots that won't come out. FML

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Lulu - 17/09/2009 02:23 - United States

Today, I was washing some clothes in the laundry room at my apartment complex. I went back an hour later, passed my neighbor on the way in, and moved my clothes to the dryer. I just brought them back from the dryer, and all my underwear are missing. FML

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Smooth criminal

Chad69 - 17/09/2025 22:00

Today, I went to pick up my laundry from the communal machines in my apartment building. When I got there, all my clothes were neatly folded on top of the dryer. I was impressed, until I realized half of the pile wasn’t mine. I'd been carrying someone else’s underwear up to my apartment. FML

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Laundry day

Anonymous - - United States

Today, it was laundry day. After my fifth and final load, I noticed I never added any laundry detergent. FML

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Classic

Anonymous - 13/10/2025 00:00

Today, I threw all my clothes into the washer, including my favorite red hoodie. Apparently, I forgot a Kleenex in one of the pockets. I now own a wardrobe of pink, soggy tissue confetti-covered gunk. FML

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Money for nothing

CollegeGirl - 01/05/2009 21:15 - United States

Today, I did my laundry in my dorm. After dragging 2 hampers down 4 flights of stairs, my ID card with money on it was rejected. After dragging it back upstairs, I scrounged up enough quarters from friends. Thirty minutes after finally starting my laundry, I realized I forgot to add detergent. FML

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beep_guacamole - 24/05/2009 21:49 - United States

Today, I went to the laundromat. I put a load in the dryer and walked away to check on my other load. When I came back, I saw a homeless man putting his dirty, wet underwear in the dryer with my clean clothes. FML

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Thanks for the help

Synonymous_Rex - 05/01/2015 21:26 - United States - Thousand Oaks

Today, I went to gather the laundry out of the dryer. My daughter had seen my wife put bleach in the washer, so she decided that honey in the dryer would make the clothes smell sweet. She wasn't wrong, but now I have a giant ball of sticky socks and underwear. FML

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embarrassed - 19/12/2014 19:24 - United States

Today, I went to the dry-cleaner's and went to get my bag of laundry from my trunk, but I ended up dropping the bag. My dirty underwear blew around the parking lot. I had to chase it all down as a bunch of people looked on. FML

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Wednesday 8 September 2010 12:06

Why doesn't anyone control their little hellspawns anymore? Even my boys would know better.

claudiame 0

Wednesday 8 September 2010 12:21

their parents need to pay for your stuff and u 'accidently' run their bikes over. now you're even

Swimmer248 0

Friday 10 September 2010 7:46

Tony the Tiger approves. You've finally earned you stripes ! Grrrrrrrrrrrreatt !

ijenah 0

Friday 10 September 2010 9:58

set up a security cam then show their parents or the police!!

ijenah 0

Friday 10 September 2010 10:08

set up a security cam then show their parents or the police!!

ijenah 0

Friday 10 September 2010 10:12

set up a security cam then show their parents or the police!!

Sudsmcduff96 0

Monday 13 September 2010 0:56

So... You work at Footlocker, correct?

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Thursday 4 November 2010 18:55

Sucks for you

ifmlftw 0

Friday 1 April 2011 5:00

sometimes my mom is way too hard on me. her rules make me want to do drugs just to get away. parents dont realize how harsh their rules are sometimes.