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Excuses excuses

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Today, I found out that my parents didn't come to my wedding not because they couldn't make it, but rather that my younger brother didn't want to go. FML

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BoredomKillsinc 0

Tuesday 28 December 2010 12:06

disown them

oliver86 8

Tuesday 28 December 2010 12:59

younger kids always get their way

DusktheKat 12

Friday 12 July 2013 5:01

Guess who's the favorite child...

DanceGenius1205 5

Tuesday 19 November 2013 4:29

I am so sorry. If my parent's don't show up for my wedding because my brother doesn't want to go I will throw him off the edge of a cliff!

doglover100 28

Saturday 8 March 2014 0:44

They have messed up priorities.

fantasyworld 37

Wednesday 17 December 2014 3:49

Good priorities.

CougeeSwagg 19

Thursday 4 June 2015 5:11

Dafuq?!

mike3775 36

Friday 26 August 2022 11:42

Are you still married after 12 years?

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Today, after months of a very healthy sex life with my boyfriend, he asked me to let him try anal. I'm dead-set against it, so I tried to let him down easy by jokingly saying that I would, but only if he let me try it on him first. He said, "Sure." Fuck. FML

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Today, I was told that it's "weird" for a single guy to go to events by himself and that I should go places with my friends if I "didn't want to look creepy." It was a speed-friending event. I don't have any friends. FML

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Today, I walked to an interview on my college campus. I got there early. The place was empty. I assumed I wrote the date wrong. Several hours later, a friend who also was interviewed asked me how my interview went. The date, time and location were all right. I don't know how I got lost. FML

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Today, I realized that the black leggings I wear quite often become see-through when I bend over. I have been showing the world my ass as well as my thong for over a month now. FML

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Today, I received my first ever hand-job. It would have been great if she didn't wipe it across my face when I had finished and storm out of the room. FML

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Today, I had to give a speech on abstinence to a bunch of teenage boys, and surprisingly they were paying attention. After they left, I went to the bathroom and saw I had missed a few buttons on my blouse. The boys had a close up view of my cleavage for three hours. FML

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