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Faluna - 17/02/2011 21:27 - Sweden

Today, I found out that the mysterious yellow mould that won't come off my apartment floor is in fact the remains of a condom my room-mate used when she was f*cking her boyfriend in my bed. Afterwards, she apparently threw it on the floor and let it lie there. For three weeks. FML

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anonymous - 08/01/2015 19:10 - United States - Noblesville

Today, after getting into bed, I found a used condom under my covers. I asked my roommate about it. She freely admitted that since my bed was comfier than hers, she had sex with her boyfriend on it. FML

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Jake - 02/10/2012 11:52 - United States - Athens

Today, I woke up with a used condom on my face. Turns out my roommate had sex with his girlfriend during the night and instead of getting up and throwing it away, he decided to throw it across the room. FML

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Madison43097 - 24/09/2009 20:57 - United States

Today, I was cleaning out from underneath my bed and found a used condom. I've never had sex in my own room. FML

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Anonymous - 31/07/2012 03:36 - United States - Chicago

Today, I whacked off with a condom on and left it in the living room waste basket so it looked like I finally had sex with someone. FML

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Anonymous - 15/01/2011 10:19 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at my girlfriends house. After having sex, we went downstairs to where the rest of the family was. At this point I did not realise that I had a used condom stuck to my foot. The family did. FML

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Sal - 09/02/2009 18:32 - United States

Today, I found a used condom and wrapper in the bathroom trash can at my girlfriends house. The condom is not a brand I've ever used. She lives alone. FML

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alerra - 20/01/2020 14:00 - United States - Baton Rouge

Today, my roommate's parents came over to our one room apartment. They found condom wrappers. My roommate tried to say they were mine. I'm still a virgin. FML

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Confused lesbian - 16/07/2018 13:30 - United States - Lynchburg

Today, I found a used condom in my bed. I haven't had sex in months and now I'm terrified. FML

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Username - 01/05/2011 08:20 - United States

Today, I grabbed my t-shirt off the floor beside the bed and got up to walk my boyfriend's dog. After several trips around the block, and plenty of strange looks, I got back upstairs and saw the used condom stuck to my sleeve from the night before. FML

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maggierose171 - 19/05/2012 15:08 - United States - Rosendale

Today, my daughter's bed broke. Trying to see the damage, I lay down on her floor to get a closer look. I saw mountains of condom boxes under there. Now I know why the bed broke. FML

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randiZ25 0

Friday 18 February 2011 1:30

use her tooth brush to scrub it off

CourtneyDanielle_fml 9

Friday 18 February 2011 1:28

Put it under her pillow.

PageantGirlXOXO 16

Friday 18 February 2011 3:14

I really love your comments and username. It makes me smile every time.

EatnBeef 7

Friday 18 February 2011 3:14

win

Cass3m0 0

Friday 18 February 2011 3:26

I believe you need to invest in a maid, OP.

Avenged7Gabe 0

Friday 18 February 2011 3:34

she couldn't use condom because it was stuck to the floor you retard

InBetweenDreams 0

Friday 18 February 2011 3:43

3 weeks? You didn't notice a condom on your floor for that long? :/ You AND your roommate need to learn something about hygiene. That's just disgusting.

taelorrae011 0

Friday 18 February 2011 3:46

nice roommate...

KingDingALing 9

Friday 18 February 2011 3:47

Or the OP could scrape it off and then drop it on her room-mate's face while she's sleeping. That'll teach her to not leave used condoms laying around! Somebody could have slipped on the lubed up floor and bashed their skull's in!

aandra 1

Friday 18 February 2011 4:01

She might have been out of the flat for three weeks. That's why she didn't notice it on the floor... -_-'

barb_pointe 0

Friday 18 February 2011 4:08

Since I find it hard to believe that she didn't notice it for three weeks then I should point out the fact that she could have been with another friend or on vacation for theat matter and the roommate picked it up before she got back.