Friends, Dogs, Smells Animals Enhanced senses

Enhanced senses

Spec - 18/04/2009 18:09 - United States

Today, my blind friend bragged to a group of people that she knew all of us by smell. We all took turns standing in front of her, and she would tell us who we were. When I got in front of her, she thought I was my dog. FML

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It'd be nice to see you too. - 09/06/2014 02:17 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, at my all-night senior party, I was talking to the blind girl who I haven't had classes with since 9th grade. I unthinkingly opened the conversation with "Nice to see you again." FML

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RC - 25/10/2009 02:14 - United States

Today, my cousin and I were out on the boardwalk. I walked to the railing next to a man and said, "Great view isn't it?" Then I found out that the man was blind and had a seeing eye dog. FML

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Anonymous - 22/10/2012 00:29 - United States - Bellingham

Today, while my mother's blind friend was waiting in our kitchen for my mom to come home, I thought it would be funny to talk to her in the nude. Turns out she's only blind in one eye. FML

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Anonymous - 26/11/2009 17:44 - United Kingdom

Today, I went on a blind double date with my friend. My date was actually blind. Not so bad, he seemed nice, until he told me I sound ugly and annoying. My friend laughed and agreed. FML

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Anonymous - 14/10/2010 08:19 - United States

Today, I found out that the blind man I've been helping for months at the grocery store by carrying his shopping around and stuff was actually faking his blindness. FML

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Easy mistake to make

Anonymous - 11/12/2021 19:59 - Germany

Today, I was running down the street after my dog, arms waving and clapping, when my friend said to some curious passers-by, “Oh, never mind that, she’s deaf and has dementia.” From their looks, I don’t think they realized he meant the dog. FML

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GreenScar - 11/03/2009 04:45 - United States

Today, my brother's new girlfriend, who is blind, asked to feel my face so she could tell what I look like. She said I was "unique". A blind chick just told me I was ugly. FML

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apparently_disabled - 17/04/2015 06:24 - Canada - Victoria

Today, I was trying to make a good impression with my fiancé's friends. After a few hours, I thought all was going well. As I walked to the washroom, I heard, "So what disability does she have? No one can be like that without something wrong in their brain." FML

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Not So Smart - 23/07/2010 23:47 - Canada

Today, I went to the mall. While shopping in a store, a woman bumped into me numerous times. Getting annoyed, I turned to her and loudly exclaimed, "Are you blind?!" Turns out she was. FML

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wsumt - 29/01/2009 01:04 - United States

Today, my friend and I were in a hallway talking while a man kept walking by and turning around. I then asked him "WHAT are you LOOKING for!". It was a blind man. FML

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Jcsati8 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 23:22

someone smells like a bitch!

MaranDoll 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 23:16

Get some new deodorant? :P

mustardandgravy 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 11:23

this made me laugh so hard thank you

Bertj 5

Sunday 16 May 2010 1:33

hahaha aww xD

88sforlife 0

Monday 14 June 2010 6:15

Lol Never Mind Deodarant

kaitlyn3xo 0

Friday 6 August 2010 16:21

ydi for smelling bad

ReignBeauxLord 0

Monday 11 October 2010 7:39

eh, its not that bad. its not uncommon 2 smell like ur dog

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Monday 27 June 2011 7:24

maybe she pets her dog alot, judgemental people. I have this adorable teacup yorkie and i like cuddling him and stuff so its not surprising i might sometimes smell like him

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Tuesday 9 August 2011 18:44

That comment was stupid. He obviously spends time with his dog so no shit the smell will rub off on him. Even if he bathes the dog, the smell will come back. And blind people have heightened senses (besides sight, of course) so his blind friend would've been either confused or not recognize him.