Dude! Boundaries!

By devinbyrne - 05/03/2011 20:26 - United States

Today, I was in the bathroom, when someone came up behind me. Instead of waiting for a urinal to free up, he wedged his way in between me and another guy, and promptly began peeing in my urinal, crossing streams in the process. FML
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mintcar 9

Urinals are weird. I don't think I'd be able to pee knowing there's someone standing right next to me.

at least one urnal in-between you and another man, either that or a divider. this is law.

idk, I wish they'd come up with the girl version of urinals. I think it's a good idea because if you just need to pee you can get out of there faster. And also, it's not a big deal to be peeing next to someone. I've had to do it when I've gone hunting.

hwkitty 0

and how the hell would a girls' version work (aside from a toilet)? that doesn't make sense if you think about it

mintcar 9

Urinals are weird. I don't think I'd be able to pee knowing there's someone standing right next to me.

styphon 5

everyone knows you never cross streams!!!

melbadelb 0

DUDE I know this is not related to the op but you're tattoo just made my night . =}

his tattoo made me lol because the flyers completely own the penguins, crosby is a piece of shit, and he probably wasted around $300 just to tell the world he's a douche bag (:

*you're* an annoying person for making a comment just to correct someone else's grammar. I'm now going to do this just to make you wet yourself with bad grammar stress :) Your a amazingly uptight fellow. I added an extra "a"/"an" twist just to make you poop your pants.

That would have been an awkward situation!

And? Wow so someone needed a piss and pushed in! Did he piss on you? No, then not a FML!!!

So does that mean you're engaged?

Quest_ 13

Your urine touched the urine of another man?! HOW WILL YOU GO ON.

CaptainPickles72 18

1st: At least you didn't cross swords. 2nd: You should have started a conversation with the guy. (I would)

But it's so rude to start a conversation at the urinals!

yeah and the guy that just wedged his Wang into OP's personal space would be sooo offended.

I can just imagine that happening and OP just stops, turns to the guy, asks if he can hold.. it.. and OP just starts like calling someone or something.