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By Karmen - 01/01/2026 03:00

Today, I learned that my country has canceled all our offshore wind farms, putting the fight against the climate crisis back probably fifty years. When I told my husband, he said, "Good, we don't want to be the beached whale capital of the world". THE CLIMATE CRISIS, PEOPLE! FML

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Yudith 25

Thursday 1 January 2026 18:39

Maybe you could tell him that if your country doesn't get enough windmills, it won't be able to push away all the whales that want to beach there.

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Yudith 25

Thursday 1 January 2026 18:39

Maybe you could tell him that if your country doesn't get enough windmills, it won't be able to push away all the whales that want to beach there.

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