Don't make me!

AmihayG - - Israel

Today, as I was riding the bus, a lady told her daughter to sit next to me. She looked at me and started to scream and cry in horror. FML
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grahambertus 11

At least the mother thought you looked trustworthy enough to have her daughter sit next to you. And some kids are easily frightened or nervous, dont worry.

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perdix 29

You need to put that penis away -- no one wants to see it. If you are a girl, this is even more true!

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SkoomaKi 27

3 - well maybe if you wore something that isn't an eye sore people wouldn't scream at you. No offense to religion.

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ItsTheKing 10

I do the same whenever I'm in front of mirrors...

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Just_Dani 3

Ahh my plan worked.. 1 down, Every new Child on earth to go.. Mass chaos!

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Awsumuzzie 12

26, I've always wondered what it's like to have a brain and for it to function wrong... "No offense".

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florido_fml 10

Punch the kid in the face and give her a reason to cry about.

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EnterSandman_fml 20

I think that's your sign that it's time to shave that unibrow, and maybe leave the pitchfork at home.

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Karbo_fml 2

I think it's time to shave and shower, OP.

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draegbomb 5

Looking at your profile pic I can see why.

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