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baberuth - 19/06/2015 22:21 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I heard my sister screaming from the basement, "Don't you hit me, you asshole!" Knowing her boyfriend was over, I ran downstairs with my baseball bat, ready to smash the fucker hitting my sister. Turns out they were just playing Mario Kart and he rammed her off the edge of a bridge. FML

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Anonymous - 26/10/2014 03:28 - United States - Salem

Today, my brother got upset at his video game and flung his DS at the wall, just as I was walking by. I got knocked out to the sound of someone crossing the finish line in MarioKart. FML

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Anonymous - 31/07/2016 14:19

Today, I got punched in the face after I beat my stepbrother at Mario Kart. I didn't really get hurt, but he managed to break a finger. My stepmom blamed the whole thing on me, accusing me of being violent and a bad influence on her son. FML

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Thanks, I guess

Anonymous - 03/01/2011 10:08 - United States

Today, my ex-girlfriend came over to console me after a breakup. After beating me repeatedly in Mario Kart, she decided to leave. FML

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BlazefireSaber - 07/07/2015 03:59 - United States - Norfolk

Today, I'm sitting in the ER with a broken finger, all because I beat my little brother in a Wii game. He ran over and twisted my finger, saying, "Now how are you going to beat me, cunt?" FML

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What up EWU Crew?

mario - 30/12/2025 09:00

Today, the cops were called on our apartment because they heard angry yelling and loud screams. I was having a Mario Kart party with some friends over and we got too into the game. FML

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single&alone - 06/03/2015 20:44 - United States - Seattle

Today, my boyfriend's little sister told me she hates me. I thought she was just a jealous, whiny nitwit like most kids are, until she calmly walked over to the wall and headbutted it hard. She burst into tears, ran out of the room, and told my boyfriend I hit her. He believed her. FML

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Get out of my way

toyotasmash - 07/10/2010 23:37 - United States

Today, my sister and I got into an argument at a tennis court which ended up with her trying to run me over in the parking lot. I stepped to the side and hit her door, denting it. My parents expect me to pay for the damage caused by my sister trying to kill me. FML

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NaomiMadison - 30/07/2011 05:15 - United States

Today, my little brother came into my room and hit me over the head with his baseball bat. He then dropped the bat onto my floor and ran crying into my mother's room proclaiming I stole his bat and beat him with it for fun. FML

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Affectionate, huh?

littlemiss - 10/02/2013 16:17 - Canada - Whitby

Today, my little sister chased me around the house with a mallet, giggling like a maniac. I ended up having to pin her to the ground, rip the mallet out of her hand and lock her in the bathroom. This isn't the first time. My mom still insists it's perfectly normal. FML

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Mario Kart is serious business

Anonymous - 25/08/2014 05:44 - United States - Bowling Green

Today, I was playing Mario Kart with my wife. I threw a blue shell and it hit her. She then refused to speak to me for three hours straight until right before bedtime when she called me a bastard and told me to sleep on the couch. FML

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Juicenub 25

Saturday 20 June 2015 19:39

Beating someone up with a baseball bat because they screwed you over in Mario Kart is still a valid reason in my opinion.

_Peppermint_ 34

Saturday 20 June 2015 19:39

You did the right thing

babygirlprincess 17

Saturday 20 June 2015 23:48

gotta take Mario cart seriously at all times. no excuses

fantasyworld 37

Saturday 20 June 2015 23:51

Rainbow road's a bitch.

thesawgmizer 14

Sunday 21 June 2015 0:27

So it wasn't a smashing good time?

earthlyscum 19

Sunday 21 June 2015 0:47

Hey.. On the bright side, you're an extreme sweetheart for protecting your sister xo

lemothelemon 14

Sunday 21 June 2015 0:50

Not so much a FYL if they didn't freak out or have any consequences but aw what a sweet brother you are :)

Bambii0967 3

Sunday 21 June 2015 1:26

You're an excellent brother. Just the fact that you cared enough to beat the shit out of him for hurting your sister makes you a great man.

cypherwars 15

Sunday 21 June 2015 1:46

don't worry OP, any brother in there right mind would have done the same thing.

trtnt25 19

Sunday 21 June 2015 2:10

I'm glad that you're the kind of sibling that is willing to defend your little sister. I give you mad props for that

toasterspoon 17

Sunday 21 June 2015 2:42

I moderated the boyfriends fml lol

ally8 21

Sunday 21 June 2015 4:19

Shows you care! You're a great brother!

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