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Decisions, decisions

Anonymous - 28/03/2012 16:01 - United States - Port Townsend

Today, my 27 year-old boyfriend chose playing with Lego over making sweet love to me. FML

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Anonymous - 23/04/2022 03:00 - United States - Menomonee Falls

Today, I realized that my long term boyfriend still prefers video games over his kids and our sex life. I haven't had sex in over a month. FML

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Grow up

phreshrice - 07/04/2009 21:41 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because apparently I need to "grow up". He's the one who excessively plays Call of Duty and still has Pokémon and Bionicles in his room. FML

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Anonymous - 23/06/2022 18:00

Today, my boyfriend told me he’d rather masturbate than have sex with me, and that sex with me is a chore. FML

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fml_for_real - 04/02/2009 17:04 - United States

Today, I asked my boyfriend to ravish me. He told me he would rather play PS3. FML

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Peace offering

Anonymous - 15/01/2026 03:00

Today, after a silly argument, I decided to walk up on my boyfriend naked, but instead of a cute reaction video, I got a video of him yelling at me to grow up, get my ass dressed, and to stop trying to manipulate him while he’s angry at me. The argument was over the Lego we’re building together. FML

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Gabi - 20/02/2012 14:23 - United States

Today, my boyfriend would rather jerk off than have sex with me. Even if I'm next to him in bed. FML

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Anonymous - 08/06/2025 21:00

Today, I found my boyfriend playing games when we have 5 million things to do, but the bastard picked me up, put me in the hall, shut the door in my face, and barricaded it with the sofa. I texted him, threatening to break up unless he opened the door; he texted back to leave my key behind when I left. FML

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fyou - 24/01/2009 22:09 - United States

Today, I am contemplating ending my relationship of 6 years. My boyfriend is too busy playing with a plastic guitar to listen. FML

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hannieannie - 09/02/2016 21:51 - United Kingdom - Oxford

Today, my boyfriend said he was too tired to have sex with me because he'd spent the whole day jerking off. FML

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Gamers rise up

Anonymous - 19/04/2021 12:00 - Romania - Orsova

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me after 2 years of being together. The reason? I don't enjoy playing video games as much as he does. FML

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SkoomaKi 27

Wednesday 28 March 2012 22:33

I'm sorry but Lego is the best!

weasel123 9

Wednesday 28 March 2012 22:34

Well, Legos are pretty awesome. I can't say I blame him.

42billybob 5

Thursday 29 March 2012 16:31

The key words in this FML are "sweet" and "to".

TomPusslicker 21

Thursday 29 March 2012 16:34

**** blocked!

chrissy6566 3

Thursday 29 March 2012 17:34

Yeah that happens me with halo Legos or the x box. Lol

BunBunBabe 8

Thursday 29 March 2012 17:34

My boyfriend is 21 and might choose Legos over sex, but that's because he gets laid a lot. And when they always get it they know they'll just have sex later anyway

Tempest559 12

Thursday 29 March 2012 18:17

In his defense, legos are awesome!

neutralun 1

Thursday 29 March 2012 18:30

And how many times have you denied him sex for some stupid reason?

Greendaycheese 12

Thursday 29 March 2012 20:13

Legos > Sex

SlackR 0

Thursday 29 March 2012 20:22

Maybe the Legos are better looking.

dujeman 0

Thursday 29 March 2012 20:29

Like a boss!

triggerit 5

Thursday 29 March 2012 20:55

Call him tonight...

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