Creepy

Anonymous - 20/12/2009 08:47 - Canada

Today, I was awakened from a peaceful sleep by my crazy ex-girlfriend, who apparently duplicated my keys before our break up three months ago. She was on top of me, stroking my beard, whispering, “He looks like Jesus.” FML
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Rebecca1993 0

._. boy do you know how to pick them.

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xCrackerx 3

She sounds like a keeper. Always by your side, just like a dog. That's loyalty.

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tplink 0

any one who reads this JUST LOST THE GAME!

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crazy_lil_thing 0

Wtf? that's just weird.

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mygiraffe 1

see this is why I have a bat behind my bed

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doodlegirl90 0

Lol you should be in the hangover. I rofld

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barbie333 0

sounds a little fake but I believe it(: some crazy ppl out there... favorite!

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