Creeped out

Baustigt - 06/08/2014 13:34 - Australia

Today, as I was driving, a massive cockroach clicked its way across my windshield. I pulled over to fling it out the window, but it spread its wings and flew around like a hook-armed stabbing machine. I lost it in the dark car and now I can't find it. It's going to be a long drive home. FML
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sem2183 13

Omg I would have a heart attack and die. Your brave because I wouldn't be able to drive knowing it's in the car.

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Sakuraashita 15

Wait did OP said she "flung" it? As in came into actual physical contact with it of her own free will???? Umm, ew!!!!! Abandon the car on the side of the road, even if it's like a Porsche or something, look up how long a cockroach can live... And come back fifty years after that, just to be safe. Pray thieves have stolen your car so you do not have to deal with the bug corpse.

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mkcherry 14

this is hands down the best thing I have ever read on the internet

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False_Stupidity 41

Does you car not have an interior light to help find that spawn of satan?

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mercedesm 28

This happened to me, only with a cicada.

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YepThatsMeee 23

Happened to me too, only with my mother in law.

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Chibi_Kitten 24

#77: I think certain mother in laws are already categorized as a cockroach or a leech.

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Muttley9 13

Called a palmetto bug down here in Florida. A large, flying cockroach like insect. Inhabits palmetto bushes and even palm trees. Usually a very rude surprise to Florida newcomers. Sorry you lost it your car :(

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Scynistr 20

This reminds me of when I was 6 or so. I moved into a new apartment and I brought my toy chest into my room to play while the adults unpacked. I opened the lid and a cockroach just bombarded me. I was terrified.

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night_saint 5

no windshield wipers?

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rocker_chick23 27

it was on the inside windshield, not the outside windshield.

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kesht1996 12

That's when you calmly get out of the car. Lock the doors. And proceed to burn it to ashes.

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julianthegreat 5

Im sorry to tell you this but you are sooooo ******

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