Money, Kids, Pranks and Parents: Costly mistake

Costly mistake

By Anonymous - 01/02/2022 23:00

Today, my prank backfired when the airhorn prank I set up for my dad burst and blew a hole in his office window, which also broke his laptop screen. FML

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Wednesday 2 February 2022 0:20

Why doing such a prank?

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 1 February 2022 23:59

Sounds like it went much better than expected. I'm still laughing!

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RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 1 February 2022 23:59

Sounds like it went much better than expected. I'm still laughing!

1known 31

Wednesday 2 February 2022 0:20

Why doing such a prank?

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