Pranks, Break-ups and Love: Conspiracy of one

Conspiracy of one

By Anonymous - this FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Pittsfield

Today, I found out my sister stole my phone, pretended to be me, and tried breaking up with my boyfriend. FML

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Welshite 39

Saturday 26 July 2014 19:29

This is why passwords were invented.

Vedarshi 11

Saturday 26 July 2014 19:30

Teach the little brat a lesson.

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UNLUCKYyY1037 26

Saturday 2 August 2014 4:40

Must be bad reception.

fantasyworld 37

Thursday 12 March 2015 20:42

At least she didn't succeed.

KingEdon 4

Monday 8 February 2016 1:02

I mean, you said try, so hopefully it didn't work, and your relationship is stronger now

Perry85 42

Thursday 10 March 2016 9:12

At least the keyword here is "Tried" to break up with him, not "succeeded in"

Salzxx 11

Tuesday 27 September 2016 1:01

I read some of these FMLs and wonder what happened with some of these families, while being grateful for mine

Salzxx 11

Tuesday 27 September 2016 1:06

I read some of these FMLs and wonder what happened with some of these families, while being grateful for mine

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Today, I fell asleep at my bus stop following a long day at work. I woke up to a homeless man giggling after he had clipped dozens of clothespins to my clothes, shoes, and hair in my sleep. FML

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Today, I tried to bond with my baby nephew by making funny faces at him. He stared at me like I was the most confusing creature he had ever seen, then burst into tears so loud it scared the dog. FML

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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because apparently I need to "grow up". He's the one who excessively plays Call of Duty and still has Pokémon and Bionicles in his room. FML

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Today my boyfriend (maybe ex) is pissed at me because when he asked for space, I gave him exactly that. I didn’t call, text, or give any sort of communication. He took it as a sign that I must not be truly invested in us if I didn’t reach out. I thought we were adults not highschoolers. FML

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Today, I got a boner in the MRI machine while my pelvic bone was being scanned. FML

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Today, a classmate's mother called my phone, threatening to have my dorm room raided for drugs. Why? She saw our text messages discussing where he would pick up the textbook I borrowed and thought it was the new "code name" for weed. FML

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