Come on!

prochainefois - 31/01/2014 21:05 - France - Paris

Today, I was in the process of finally losing my virginity. Part way through, my neighbour started shouting from his backyard, "Come on Nicolas! You can do it!" He was talking to his son, but the two of us have the same name. I couldn't finish. FML
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MrPortalFan 21

You'd think a quote like that would inspire you to finish faster.

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Catkam623 27

I wish If had my hype man on my first time maybe he coulda pushed me to longer than 10 seconds

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RandomContrast 2

Nice excuse... but she dumped you anways didnt she

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worldclassrager 39

Keep going press on...next time you will finish....

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buttcramp 21

it could be worse, he could be blaring the song "eye of the tiger"

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Zaketh2112 10

Or "Eye of the Python"?

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luckyme143 13

hahaha omg this one cracked me up :-P feel bad for ya!

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DonULFonso 22

Did you at least make your girlfriend finish :p ? You've got lips, hands, your tongue... and time :) : time for her to enjoy it :) , time for you to get ready again ;) !

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erichsalvesen 13

His far along had you gotten? If you want to finish this up, you can always come over to my place ;)

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worthlessACfan 11

haha #awkwardmoment maybe he knew ... 0.0 uwu

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Turbo_Turtle 14

Try again later, Nick. Hopefully when your neighbor is out of town.

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