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By Anonymous - 05/08/2025 20:00 - Namibia

Today, I found my girlfriend in bed with her gym trainer. They said they were doing cardio. FML

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bidet 9

Tuesday 5 August 2025 22:32

Done energetically enough, and for sufficient time, it counts as cardio.

poopface82 23

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A technically correct excuse.

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bidet 9

Tuesday 5 August 2025 22:32

Done energetically enough, and for sufficient time, it counts as cardio.

poopface82 23

Tuesday 5 August 2025 22:52

A technically correct excuse.

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