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Classic blunder

Anonymous - 20/07/2009 07:07 - United States

Today, I had an important Powerpoint presentation for ALL the big execs at work. It seems that during my lunch break, my boyfriend IMed me on my Mac, saying, "Feeling so horny right now, come home for a quicky like last week?" I didn't see it until the presentation. So did the executives. FML

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WaffleMan - 08/06/2012 11:58 - United States - Stirling

Today, I was in a business meeting. I was giving a Powerpoint presentation to my boss and a few other associates. Then a notification popped up in the middle of my presentation reminding me that I needed to renew my pornhub subscription. FML

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Stolen valor

Anonymous - 18/09/2009 11:08 - Iraq

Today, I was at work, finishing a presentation for my boss. Five minutes after I presented it to him, his boss walked in and asked for the same presentation I had just given. My boss presented it. His boss then turned to me and asked me, "What use are you around here?" FML

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Buzz - 28/11/2008 05:35 - France

Today, I was doing a Power Point presentation to the management committee. Outlook Express was still open, and right in the middle of the presentation, a window popped up notifying me of a new message. "Subject: our reply to your application for the post of Marketing Manager." FML

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jaymash - 22/10/2011 13:25 - United States

Today, I was giving a PowerPoint presentation in class. When I put my flash drive into the computer, my folder opened up and a nude picture of myself popped right up on a 110 inch projector screen for all 35 students to see. This is a 16 week course. FML

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foolishgirl - 25/02/2009 18:41 - United States

Today, I emailed my boyfriend from work. Out of habit, I absent-mindedly entered my department into the "From" field. My boyfriend didn't notice when he replied. Now my entire department knows I want to "drop to my knees and suck him when I get home." And he plans to "finish on my face." FML

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My wife

Michael D. - 25/08/2012 16:06 - United States - Duluth

Today, while I was at work, my wife sent me a few pictures of her in a new lingerie, to "spice up" my day. She didn't realize that I have iCloud turned on so I can share files with my colleagues. My boss and a dozen other employees received the same pictures. FML

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golfstar11 - 11/12/2012 02:05 - United States - Savannah

Today, I was doing a presentation in front of my boss. On the last slide, someone had put a picture of a man's cock. I later found out it was my boss who did it. It was his "good reason" to fire me. FML

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Walk of Shame - 13/11/2018 22:00

Today, my boyfriend, who is also my boss, was giving me a blowjob at work. Halfway through, his boss knocked on the door and I had to quickly get dressed and slip out the other door. After leaving, I realized that I was still barefoot and I had to walk back to my desk in front of my colleagues. FML

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TTR - 13/11/2011 00:36 - United States

Today, I finished a very important but annoying presentation that took four hours to complete. Only after writing a paragraph to explain the presentation and sending it to my boss did I realize that I saved the document as "Shit I have to do to get a promotion." FML

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Timing

Anonymous - 12/09/2015 06:42 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my boss stopped me mid-sentence, scowling and telling me to zip up my fly. It wouldn't have been so embarrassing if I hadn't been in the middle of giving a presentation to not only him, but his own boss and a company executive as well. FML

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nickyzinks 0

Monday 20 July 2009 16:07

Why didn't you sign off before the meeting? YDI for not being professional enough to separate work and home.

aback 4

Monday 20 July 2009 16:05

You can't turn off instant messaging on a Mac?

famas48 0

Monday 20 July 2009 18:35

Horny bitch!(oh and BTW mac sucks my big black balls)

Rota 0

Monday 20 July 2009 18:43

YDI for using a Mac. You're probably pretty ******* stupid just based on that fact.

Serisent 26

Friday 12 July 2013 8:05

Did it occur to you that if it's a work computer the OP might not have a choice?

sevenoh 0

Monday 20 July 2009 18:54

Did they also notice your atrocious grammar?

i_r_so_silleh 0

Monday 20 July 2009 19:18

OH SHIT!!

Nightfallz 0

Monday 20 July 2009 19:30

your there to work not im eachother. ydi for not turning it off.

Delilahlilah 0

Monday 20 July 2009 19:49

So last week, you left work, to have a "quicky," and then came back? And you IM at work? YDI.

midwestjerk 0

Monday 20 July 2009 19:50

YDI for being too damn stupid to not turn off instant messaging when your computer is hooked up to a projector to give a presentation.

cobra1 0

Monday 20 July 2009 21:22

You should have closed all apps that could pop up during a presentation.

grimmelok 0

Monday 20 July 2009 21:53

LMAO this happened to a professor of mine during a class. His girlfriend IMed him on his Mac while we were in the middle of watching a movie on the projector. She something like, "You're the best person EVER, I LOOOOOOOVE YOU" lmao. Not as bad as asking for a quicky, though.

awdorable 0

Monday 20 July 2009 22:01

Is it just me, or should've the guy just CALLED or TEXTED her?? I mean, seriously, IM ain't a good way to ask for a quicky, no offense. FYL, hun, FYL (And your Bf. Haha)