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cunning glassist - 08/03/2014 20:53 - Canada - Courtenay

Today, while on a date, I went to take a sip of my drink, but for some reason I expected a straw to be there. I ended up wiggling my tongue and mouth around my glass looking for it as I kept my eyes on my date. It must've looked like I was trying to be seductive in the creepiest way possible. FML
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bell_pinkk 8

the opposite has happened to me where I completely forget there's a straw and end up poking my self in the eye

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transcedental 18

OP, you made my day. And not only mine, I can see a lot of people laughing in the comments. Your FML's publication should win a badge/medal, or something. :D I hope you guys laughed it off as well ^^

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iowacountrygirl 9

Hahaha!! That just pretty much made my day

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alex_jaguara 33

Hehe, you've had quite a blond moment there.

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brandishmandii 2

This cracked me up idk why but I was laughing like crazy lol!!!

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JimmyHasNoHands 7

if he was a smart date he would've just done the same thing back to you to make it less awkward. and maybe given it some more tongue action for the frisky ladies

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Nasher86 8

As soon as I started picturing this in my head I couldn't help but laugh

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