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Anonymous - 10/08/2015 00:37 - United States - Plano

Today, I went to the store with my 4-year-old daughter. While I was trying to change into tight jeans, which weren't completely on, my daughter opened the curtain and yelled, "It's the Mommy Show!" Everyone there heard her and saw me. FML

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streaker? - 27/11/2015 14:21 - Germany - Langenhagen

Today, I went clothes shopping. I took my little daughter into the dressing room while I tried some clothes on. She somehow managed to open the door while I was changing. A lady outside then bitched me out for "exposing" myself to her kids. FML

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Anonymous - 20/09/2009 05:01 - United States

Today, I was in a department store with my three year old daughter to buy some new jeans. I took her into the dressing room with me and as I began to take off my pants she yells, "Mommy, you can't go peepee in here!!" I am no longer welcome in that particular store. FML

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Anonymous - 01/09/2010 23:04 - United States

Today, I was at the grocery store with my five year-old son when I had to go to the bathroom. After doing my business and we started walking out of the bathroom, my son loudly announced to the whole store, "Mommy has diarrhea!" FML

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shway - - United States

Today, I was at the grocery with my 4 year-old daughter. She needed me to tie one of her shoes so I bent down. When I was done, I tickled her under the armpit, and she screamed, "Don't touch me there!" Everyone in the store turned to stare. FML

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whoopsiedoodle - 21/05/2009 12:45 - Canada

Today, we went out to dinner to a family restaurant, and I was wearing a skirt since it's so warm out. My 4 year old scooted under the table to sit next to his brother. When he popped up on the other side, he exclaimed, "Mommy! You forgot to put on your underwears!" People were staring. FML

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Embarassed - 18/10/2024 20:00 - United States - Cleveland

Today, my toddler started chirping, "Mommy’s on the toilet!" while I was in a public restroom at our local mall. She also knocked on the stall door to make sure everyone was made aware of our exact location. FML

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KittyKat - 03/11/2013 14:22 - United Kingdom - Milton Keynes

Today, my husband was getting undressed. I told my 2-year-old daughter not to go in our bedroom because he was undressing in there. I turned my back and she instantly ran off to my bedroom. I heard her shout "I can see daddy's tail!" Now, she points to everyone's crotch and shouts "TAIL!" FML

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Bailey - 22/08/2010 06:58 - United States

Today, I was in a public restroom with my 4 year old daughter. I took her in the stall with me, and as I was using the restroom she looked down and loudly asked, "Mommy! Why do you have a beard on your peepee?!!" Then I heard everybody in the stalls next to us laughing. FML

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dinosaurboy - 06/02/2010 20:01 - United States

Today, my mom and I went to the mall to look for some boxer briefs. While looking, I saw two girls I knew from school, so I went over to say hello. At least, that was my plan, but my mom screamed, "Look! These have dinosaurs on them!" They left the store giggling. FML

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matt - 12/03/2021 08:01

Today, I, a forty year-old man, went to the store with my teenage daughter and infant son. I got some very dirty looks. FML

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Monday 10 August 2015 11:34

Your kid is diabolically hardcore.

GrinchFu1 27

Monday 10 August 2015 12:15

This is why I love little kids. They truly live in their own tiny little worlds... ******* adorable. You're a star, mom!

tiredofwaiting 25

Monday 10 August 2015 23:42

I bet they enjoyed the show!

captainsmegma 12

Tuesday 11 August 2015 2:02

I love your daughter!

Mandybruin 15

Tuesday 11 August 2015 2:04

Okay, maybe that did suck but I'm sorry that is hilarious. :D Find the humor, OP, find the humor.

psychocrystal 8

Tuesday 11 August 2015 2:27

Lmao that's hilarious

brycemash 9

Tuesday 11 August 2015 4:31

Satan spawn

samlovesham1234 9

Tuesday 11 August 2015 5:38

If that were me, I'd be embarrassed but probably laugh about it later.

arrowgold 19

Tuesday 11 August 2015 5:44

I picture her saying that in the cutest voice ever!

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Wednesday 12 August 2015 7:31

Damn, sorry I missed it.. Lol

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Friday 14 August 2015 16:46

And this is just one more reason I'll never reproduce

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Sunday 16 August 2015 18:32

YDI for wearing tight jeans. If they're that tight, they're not comfortable or ideal for anything, and believe it or not, they don't make one look skinnier. Had you gotten more fitting jeans, you would have had them pulled up easier, and probably before your kid pulled back the curtain.